George W. Bush is the main Character and is Friends with John Kerry, he even stopped the tyranical regime of John Quincy Admams. he is also the first president which is really cool, he is also called a Texas Tiger and a great Crusader. he is also really good at dodging shoes, he is Dick Chanies son.

John Kerry is George W. Bush's friend and the 3rd character introduced, and dont forget HE WON 3 PURPLE HEARTS. he is a inulectual and also really cool, he did at one point become a massive monster but then George W. Bush saved him. sadly he died in the fight with Dick Chanie.

Al Gore is super cool he wasn't good enough to win the election but he was good enough to invent the internet.

he is so cool he gave good speeches, never sweat, he was really good at the internet. he beat up a bunch of pirates and saved a kitten from a tree, he went to space and punched a robot. he also wrestled a bear

Bill Clinton is the anti Chanie and formor member of the SJQAO. he saved the world from Dick Chanie with the help of George W. Bush

John Quincy Adams is the creator of the SJQAO and also responsible for the separation of the islands of America. he got defeated by George W. Bush and his acquaintances, he was one of Chanies goons but he was unaware of this.

he is al gores friend and he really likes hotdogs.

he spent a year in a rathole in north veitnam, he is also really old.