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Meet the Ralphusa.online employees.
They are dope.
Ralphusa.online Discord server
Go hang out with other Ralphusa.onliners here
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Grayson Johnathan Scott "Game" Mehlhoff
Ceo
bro's caucasian
Ralph "Cash" Rhodes
Co Ceo and Mascot
Why smile when you can be green?
Is that Roe Vivian Wade?^
Avery Glenn "Quagmire" Sorensen
Avery Glenn "Quagmire" Sorensen is a Slovenian Developer of Ralphusa.online and Yu'ulanese. He's second in command in the Department of Cheese Quality and a Professional Laugher. He has a #93E9BE jacket that contains a rat named Israel that controls him.
He also eats deodorant. So much deodorant, it's actually crazy. The weird part is he doesn't even smell that good after eating it. He gets so sweaty and feral from slopping that goop into his gullet that his intestines smell like they've turned inside out. And like, listen, I wouldn't even normally want to air out his dirty laundry like that. But he's always in dirty laundry, cuz he's been eating all the goddamn deodorant!
Emerson Mckay
Lead Editor
Nikolas William "Nintendo" Cornaby
Lead You Writer
kamdyn
Viles
Lead Hat-Wearer
He went through the effort of customizing his thing; what a nerd.
"He's also so humble; I wanna be like him."
-everyone (fake)
Lewis Tavish "Lewis Tavish Winter" Steele III
Lead Sexy in every way, shape, and form. Gets tons of girls; everyone wants to be like Lewis.
Calvin Mason "Cube" Holoyak?
Pit Manager of Ralph Casino™ (Ralphino)
Ethan Ellington
Lead Chef and Heterosexual, also Parth Legacy enjoyer.
Vincent Bill Jones VI
Hitman and Lead Nerd Hater
Sadly, he left for Canada and became a nerd, but we keep him here to honor him.
Teancum Jones Ebenezer W. Baggley!
He doesn't work here, but his name is cool
bro lowkey got softlocked in Russia
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