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Ceo

Co Ceo and Mascot

rat because he to sigma

Editor in Training

get it like the ocean like no land like nolan

but also Nolan is an island

Head of the department of Cheese Quality

Lead Developer & dev of Yu'ulanese & 2nd in command of the department of Cheese Quality and orange juice drinker

so one time he ate one entire 15 pound bag of sour patch kids. it was good at first but then he vomited for like 30 minutes.

they work here i think

Lead Nps Effecianato 

Hitman 

Corn is good. (yes)

he doesent work here but his name is cool

lead content creator

just a chill guy and likes GTA a lot 

Hi there! I-I’m Simon Leguzio.

Yes, that Simon Leguzio. Professional stutterer, part-time crier, and full-time enthusiast of greatness-especially when it comes to Charlemagne (so cool… so powerful… sniff).

I’m a quirky, overly emotional history and comedy lover with a deep passion for powerful rulers, clever wordplay, and dramatic introductions-like this one. W-whether I’m telling you about Groucho Marx’s one-liners or rhapsodizing about how Charlemagne united Europe with his iron will and divine mandate (did I mention how powerful he was??), I p-put my whole Simon Leguzio-ness into it.

I write, I rant, I weep a little when history gets too sad and I always, always, say my name.

S-Simon Leguzio. Welcome to Ralph.com. Let’s learn… cry… and stutter together.

(And maybe talk about Charlemagne. Just a little?)