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Meet the Ralph.com employees.
Meet the Ralph.com employees.
They are dope.
'merica^
Grayson John Scott Mehlhoff
Grayson John Scott Mehlhoff
Ceo
Ralph 'Cash' Rhodes
Ralph 'Cash' Rhodes
Co Ceo and Mascot
Avery Glenn Sorenson
Avery Glenn Sorenson
Lead Developer & dev of Yu'ulanese & 2nd in command of the Department of Cheese Quality and orange juice drinker
He also eats deodorant. So much deodorant, it's actually crazy. The weird part is he doesn't even smell that good after eating it. He gets so sweaty and feral from slopping that goop into his gullet that his intestines smell like they've turned inside out. And like, listen, I wouldn't even normally want to air out his dirty laundry like that. But he's always in dirty laundry, cuz he's been eating all the goddamn deodorant!
Emerson Mckay
Emerson Mckay
Lead Editor
Nikolas William Cornaby
Nikolas William Cornaby
Lead You Writer
kamdyn
Viles
Lead Hat-Wearer
He went through the effort to customize his thing; what a nerd.
Calvin Mason Holoyak?
Calvin Mason Holoyak?
He got fired for being too nerdy 😭
He's back tho. (yay)
"He's also so humble; I wanna be like him."
-everyone
Lewis Tavish 'Lieutenant Winter' Steele
Lewis Tavish 'Lieutenant Winter' Steele
Lead Sexy in every way, shape, and form. Gets tons of girls; everyone wants to be like Lewis.
Charles Javen Dalton X
Charles Javen Dalton X
Lead Chill guy
Ethan Ellington
Ethan Ellington
Lead Chef
Vincent Bill Jones VI
Vincent Bill Jones VI
Hitman and Lead Nerd Hater
Sadly, he left for Canada and became a nerd, but we keep him here to honor him.
Teancum Jones Ebenezer W. Baggley!
Teancum Jones Ebenezer W. Baggley!
He doesn't work here, but his name is cool
bro lowkey got softlocked in Russia
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