George W. Bush is the main Character; he even stopped the tyrannical regime of John Quincy Adams. he is the first president, which is really cool. He is known to be a Texas Tiger and a great Crusader. he is really good at dodging shoes; he is Dick Cheney's son. Always remember he's doing the best he can.

John Kerry is the 3rd character introduced, and don't forget HE WON 3 PURPLE HEARTS. He is an intellectual and also really cool; he did at one point become a massive monster, but then George W. Bush saved him. Sadly, he died in the fight with Dick Cheney. But he will always be renembered for that time he almost met Peter Griffin.

Al Gore is super cool. He wasn't good enough to win the election, but he was good enough to invent the internet.

Barrack Obama is known for his feirce opposition to sweating. aswell as being attacked by gorrilla grok. He just wants a damn cigarette.

Bill Clinton is the anti-Cheney and a former member of the SJQAO. He saved the world from Dick Cheney with the help of George W. Bush.

John Quincy Adams is the creator of the SJQAO and is responsible for the separation of the islands of America. George W. Bush and his acquaintances defeated him; he was one of Cheney's goons, but he was unaware of this.

He really likes hot dogs.

John McCain is known for being really old and spending a lot of quality time with Vietnamese rat holes.

When challenged, Joe often uses his Biden Blast to save the day. He also created Brandon brand WOKE soybeans. SODA!!!!

He hates buildings so much, dude; it's actually crazy, for real. He hates buildings about as much as Romney likes hot dogs; that's saying something.