He used to be Ralph's friend, but then he betrayed him and used his powers of investing to steal all of Zues's stuff and sell it to buy a devilishly handsome hat. He then tried to throw a bomb at Ralph. Thankfully, Ralph used his powers of Lorbaton to go 'Super Total Sigma Aura Beast Mode' and send the bomb right back to Invest in Crypto, killing him instantly.

Tried to delete Ralph.com twice or thrice; thankfully,  he was banished from these fair lands.

ch ch ch ch ch

I don't like to touch it:  it tastes like butter.

Also known as Devil's Lettuce.

We collaborated with him, and he betrayed us. Additionally, he's a nerd enjoying Hilda and myriads of other nerdy fixations.

He is so evil, I don't like him.

^this.... said no one (cool) ever.

you right

Just really mean; he flexes, he's rich, he's annoying, and he is red like a tomato.

"^this" - Charles Bronson

hahah oui oui

it's like mussolini²

Not in the way you think; still not a good thing, though.

It is hard to describe Anthony's pure awfulness, but I will try;  Anthony really sucks. He steals candy and is generally a me*ny. He also has a girlfriend (like Hitler), ewww.

He is also a sevi. Eighty

Eats blood and can't even beat Batman.

More like Crapanesse empire

They killed 19-30 million people.

Robert is a total geekazoid and is like if Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory was way less smart and was empathic

Tastes like cilantro.

  A big lameo and thinks he's gonna win a 10000000 dollars if he wins anything ch

<--this is him.  (not actually)

Ch ch imagine being a British and having no freedom or liberty as we have across the pond lmao.

This show sucks a massive book (no pun intended). Everything that Death Note explores and tries to convey is portrayed infinitely better in this epic viral video; check it out.

convey 

Actually devil's lettuce. Proud to be a Cilantro-Soaper. #cilantrosoapremacy

Almost 100% of this show's characters are queer, which is more than five times the rate in real life. The show offers no in-universe explanation for why it has over five times as many homos as the real world. Seemingly, the only reason that makes sense is the show's location: Hell. Which isn't exactly good, since the show's lore says they were real people who sinned. This is bad considering that a recurring homophobic argument is that being homosexual is a sin. However, it was the first show to have a completely sailor writing team.

This is about you personally btw.

Oh no, wait, I just looked up his name.

YELLOW

Alex Jones stole my characters name? 

How the hell do you come up with a name like Yellow?

Pizza Hut's tagline is "Nobody out pizza's the hut." Ironically, this couldn't be further from the truth. I say this with no exaggeration or hyperbole; Pizza Hut is quite literally some of the worst pizza in the world. It is an affront to all things honest, holy, and pleasurable. In many years of being a very big pizza fan, I have never encountered pizza worse than Pizza Hut. I must imagine the Italian immigrants who bestowed our great nation with pizza must be rolling in their graves. Pizza Hut is a deeply unholy perversion of all things wonderful and glorious, not just about pizza but about food itself. Masticating Pizza Hut should be seen as a deeply sacrilegious act against humanity.