he died at the age of 67.
he was born on Halloween, this caused people to say that he was quote "very scary" and "terrifying"
happy 290th birthday John Adams
he was a paleontologist. he discovered the trex but nobody realized because he was too busy being president
he was short lol
he was a wizard.
he killed a man
he wasnt actually a president; he was a dawg
the van was actually named after him
he is so old lmao
he had 15 kids. none of them were particularly cool except 1 that became a superhero
James K. Polk always said that he had seen a ghost that looked suspiciously like Napoleon Dynamite
zachery taylor famously had 3 arms, but everybody forgot it because zachery taylor was quote "too ugly for me"
Mr. Fillmore killed the evil lord Lorbelon and saved the USA
lincoln logs are actually named after him because he was born in a lincoln log cabin
because of his name he was often called Buchanan the Cannon nobody know the origin of this phrase
he owned 34 horses and they all lived in the whitehouse, sadly they all died at once nobody knows why this happened.
his middle name stands for "stands for" so when people asked him "what the S in his name stands" for he said "yes"
ruthord is faomus for stealing the middle initial from Ulysses S. Grant the little worm
he was actually named after the cat
Chester a. Arthur invented the convection oven
Grover Cleveland had an evil twin named Clover Greenland that assassinated William McKinley
he was assassinated
he also really liked mountains
maybe a little to much
Grover Cleveland had an evil twin named Clover Greenland that assassinated William McKinley
Roosevelt was so manly that when he took of his monocle it caused people to faint in his awe
William Howard Taft was secretly a bear, in fact he was the same bear that Roosevelt saved
Woodrow Wilson was the only US president to be a nerd. eww
Warren commonly boosted about the fact that he could use the force powers from star wars. and that's how he won the election
Calvin Coolidge's middle name was calvin
Herbert hoover popularized the "Bacon Hotdog's Dance" which became a instant classic dance for the ages
he faked having polio so people would vote for him, and it worked.
he was a earthworm
Dwight d. Eisnhower was a geometry dash addict. often saying "i need to finish this level if its the last thing i do" he said that exact thing every time even on his deathbed
John F. Kennedy always called himself "Johnathon B. Ronathon" and nobody knows why
Lyndon B. Johnson actually didn't speak any English but he just lucked into saying the right thing on accident every single time
when he got caught for Watergate he said "and i would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling reporters." four years later scooby doo used it and then it became a popular thing to say.
Gerald Fords dad was Santa Claus that's why his middle name is Rudolph.
many people thought that jimmy carter was a time traveler because he commonly said "i am a time traveler, oh did i just say that oops" then winking
Ronald Reagon did something i think sorry i forgot
even though his name is George H. W. Bush he actually had 19 middle names his full name is; George Hamburger John Washington Quincy Make Sure To Like And Subscribe Adams 6 Society Spain Cool So Cool Cash Bush
Bill Clinton commonly used his magical powers to wow audience's until everyone decided magic is dumb
Jōji W Busshu wa shijō saikō ni kūruna daitōryōdesu. Kare wa hontōni sutekina kyoku mo ikutsu ka kakimashita.
as a member of the Liberty League he stops crime often using his quick thinking and agile ability to stop crime, evil robots, and bears.
Donald Trump used his intelect and mega wealth to create a superpowered supersuit he could fight in, he is a part of the Liberty League.
joe Biden often uses his laser eyes in a move he calls the "Biden Blast" this move is super powerful, but he only uses it when he need to. he is a part of the Liberty League
Donald Trump is actually 2 guys in a trench coat but they are 1 guy but also 3 guys.