Otzi the iceman puts the cool in copper age. this guy had mad loot, was iced out (literally), and was a Guy Fieri level chef

Charlemagne was the 9th centry king of the franks and was a super chill dude, he was dripped out with a beautiful gold crown, and established the Holy Roman Empire

Napoleon is the coolest French person: he is so cool he doesn't need a pocket. he is a tactical mastermind, he has a really cool hat, and is also a bit italian which makes him so much cooler.

John Quincy Adams was the 6th president of the USA he is a super cool dude and his dad was the second president, he also has a cool beard, and he was also on the 1 dollar coin

i freaking hate you Mussolini, i am glad that the Italian citizens steeped and spitted on you. you are the worst thumb in the history of the world, he is the worst Italian.

lowkey chill ngl