Charlemagne was the 9th-century king of the Franks and was a super chill dude. He was dripped out with a beautiful gold crown and established the Holy Roman Empire.

John Quincy Adams was the 6th president of the USA. He is a super cool dude, and his dad was the second president. He also has a cool beard, and he was also on the 1-dollar coin

I freaking hate you, Mussolini. I am glad that the Italian citizens whom you ruled over with an iron fist stepped and spat upon your limp corpse. You are an abundantly evil, traitorous fascist thumb boy who I am overjoyed is rotting in the pits of hell.

lowkey chill ngli

Teddy Roosevelt was so dope; he was the first president to win a Nobel Prize, and he wrote 35 books. He also had pet bears in the white house.

bro was caucasian 🤣😭 #white #USA🇺🇲 #old #Blumenbach

Bajookieland is the 8th continent being located in the middle of the Atlantic. It is also the only country not to be infected by the WOKE mind virus.

dude was the goat. He was exiled from his own country but epically trolled the Brits by marrying a english women. he then found diamonds, like Minecraft.

Hahaha, he is a funny name, and is loaded.

This guy is so dope; he was the German president from 1925-1934. He was a general for Germany in World War Uno; sadly, he died.

Not in World War I; he died like twenty years later.

epic egypt reference 🇪🇬?

dope arab reference?

What is bro going to do next, make pigs fly?

Otzi the Iceman puts the cool in the Copper Age. This guy had mad loot, was iced out (literally), and was a Guy Fieri-level chef.

This is known as Hetslop.

pinko

w mustache though

Napoleon is the coolest French person: he's so cool he doesn't need a pocket. He's a tactical mastermind, he has a really cool hat, and he's also a bit Italian, which makes him so much cooler.

did bro have a farm?

bro had crazy plot armor; he literally never lost a single war. He had one of the biggest empires by the time he was 30. 

egghead 🥚

He killed a guy and then, when they made a movie about it, sued the movie for defamation. And why he sued is because the movie said that the guy he killed seduced his wife.

Okay, there's no actual way that was his name; this guy can't be real, right? It's just too funny to be real.

What's the lore behind Ludwig?

socialism.

bro had a dream.

Oscar Wilde was a horrendous Brit who was prosecuted by even more horrendous Brits for adding copious amounts of hetslop to his plays.