Otzi the iceman puts the cool in copper age. this guy had mad loot, was iced out (literally), and was a Guy Fieri level chef

Charlemagne was the 9th centry king of the franks and was a super chill dude, he was dripped out with a beautiful gold crown, and established the Holy Roman Empire

Napoleon is the coolest French person: he is so cool he doesn't need a pocket. he is a tactical mastermind, he has a really cool hat, and is also a bit italian which makes him so much cooler.

John Quincy Adams was the 6th president of the USA he is a super cool dude and his dad was the second president, he also has a cool beard, and he was also on the 1 dollar coin

i freaking hate you Mussolini, i am glad that the Italian citizens steeped and spitted on you. you are the worst thumb in the history of the world, he is the worst Italian.

lowkey chill ngl

Teddy Rossevelt was so dope, he was the first president to win a Nobel prize and he wrote 35 books. he also had pet bears in the white house