Ralph eats one of these every day...

where he face

he write stuff i think so coool

agh agh agh so scary

lorbaton burned him and ralph

lorbaton did not burn him

i spilt my orange juice

kinda scary monster

he is the sigma

here 

are they bald

pretty scary

1. see what you want to steal

2.  steal it

i tihnk

not a scam  

you must find them 

he is so sigma

i grew up on an italian farm where i took care of the Cows and moose. and when I first heard about lunchly I was super excited, to see that Mr. beast was making a lunch. and when I heard it had mold I was even more excited "this is better then lunchables by a mile "Twitter user Colgateman420 wrote "yeah, I am excited" LunchlyLover replied. ColgateMan was surprised to hear that people shared his excitement. he saw a sponsored post from NordVpn "use NordVpn to encrypt your data" I saw it and laughed. I want to give a huge shout-out to the TSA when I went to the airplane I was surprised to see how cool the TSA was. make sure to see my TSA stream on twitch on October 3rd" the post read Colgate man that it was intriguing but he couldn't ponder it any longer because his plane has landed in the vatican. "this pope guy is the best, he is my best friend. i love this pope" ColgateMan420's post read as it landed in the trending page everyone is loving that pope  AbrahamLinconOfficial replied "that pope guy is so cool" and that is why I just love lunchly. 

he his a tranchula and his name is Terry and he has a cool watch (not shown in picture)

how dare you batman 

he is not a evil guy 😉

<- he also looks very handsome may i add

just look at the pic I will explain 

NOS sees all

oh what a goose i am

Stargruncle: the Magical Hippie from Space was a quite niece 80's comedy Sitcom. primarily staring Stargruncle and his friend James Einstein (albert Einstein's grandchild). but has many side characters like Jessica: James's girlfriend (she likes Garfield) and the concept of greed.  it started as a more episodic series but it formed a more concrete plot:  after Stargruncle went to the 4th dimension he accidently let Presibot out of the 4th dimension, Presibot later became the main villain of the series.

G-Groucho Marx… h-he… oh man… he was one of the brightest lights of comedy, y’know? He lived from 1890 to 1977… and when he d-died in 1977… audible choke …oh God… sniff-sniff …S-Simon Leguzio’s crying now… Simon Leguzio can’t even s-say it without tearing up…

He d-died just three days after Elvis Presley… and the world barely noticed because of the Elvis news, and that just makes it worse… audible cry …Simon Leguzio can’t handle that… Simon Leguzio loves Groucho Marx… Simon Leguzio c-can’t stand thinking about a genius like him g-going away like that…

sniffle-sniffle …I just… if Charlemagne had been there-Charlemagne, the mighty, the great, the powerful maybe h-he’d have made the world stop and pay attention, y’know? Because Charlemagne commanded empires… but Groucho commanded laughter.

S-Simon Leguzio will always say his name because it hurts… Simon Leguzio will always remember Groucho Marx… audible sob

he dodges the bullets, and its in slow motion. 

so cool

I had just met Guy Fieri. And let me tell you, the guy is legitimately cool. I mean, this dude is the embodiment of flavor town in person. I thought, "Wow, this guy is super cool... but not as awesome as Lunchly."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a man yelled, "Quick, we have no time, you need to come with me!"

I froze. "This is weird," I thought, heart pounding, until-BOOM! An explosion shook the ground beneath my feet.

"This never happens!" God said from above, looking a bit too chill for my taste.

"What's wrong?" I asked, trying to process the chaos.

"Did you not have enough Lunchly?" God shot me a look.

"No, no!" I protested. "I need to watch the Epic Rap Battle-Peter Griffin vs. Deadpool! But it has swears!"

God sighed. "No swears in heaven, buddy."

"Well, Ralph.com has no swears. Best website on Earth," I said, shrugging like it was no big deal.

Just as I finished my sentence, the sky cracked open and I was looking down at Earth-like, seriously looking down from Heaven.

"I need to leave. I have people to save," I told God.

God raised an eyebrow, then said, “Okay, gangster.”

And just like that, I jumped. Out of Heaven. For the most epic Lunchly rescue mission ever.

I was staring at Walter White. But not the regular, “I-make-meth-and-say-yo” version. No, this Walter was ripped-like, super ripped. His muscles were bulging out of his lab coat, and his abs looked like they could stop a freight train.

"You think you can stop me?" he roared, his voice booming like thunder.

I stood tall, trying not to show I was worried. "Yeah, I think I can."

I threw a punch right at his massive abs. It felt like I just hit a concrete wall. Nothing happened. This guy was too powerful.

Then, a genius idea struck me.

I whipped out my phone, took a quick picture of his jacked self, and tweeted it out:

“HAHA THIS GUY THINKS HE’S SO COOL 💪 #RippedMethKing #FlexingForTheGram 😂🔥”

The tweet blew up instantly-likes, retweets, and comments flooded in. It was getting a lot of attention, but it still wasn’t enough. Walter White was still standing there, looking unstoppable.

That’s when it hit me-I needed Ralph.com. And more importantly, I needed NOS.

So, I called up the legendary Nerd Obliteration System (NOS).

“Yo, NOS,” I said into the phone. “We need backup. Walter White’s way too powerful for just memes. I need the big guns.”

A voice on the other end replied, “You got it. We’re sending in The big guy.”

Suddenly, the air around me felt charged, like something huge was about to happen. The ground beneath me started to hum. Whatever was coming, I knew it was going to be epic.

NOS charged at Walter White, his muscles practically glowing with strength. He was even more ripped than Walter-if that was even possible. NOS slammed into Walter, fist-first, but Walter was quick. With a surprising amount of speed for someone so jacked, Walter caught NOS’s fist mid-punch.

They stood there for a second, locked in a battle of strength, before Walter grinned. Then-BOOM-he slammed NOS in the head with an uppercut so powerful it made the ground shake. NOS stumbled backward, clearly dazed. Walter smirked, thinking he had the upper hand.

“Looks like I won,” Walter muttered, wiping some sweat off his brow, ready to deliver the finishing blow.

But then, Walter did the unthinkable. He pulled something shiny and menacing out of his lab coat pocket. It was the Infinity Gauntlet. The very one he must have swiped from some other dimension!

Walter raised his hand, and I could see the mad gleam in his eyes. He was about to snap-end it all in an instant.

But before he could, NOS was on him like a freight train. With a single punch, he knocked the Gauntlet right out of Walter’s hand, sending it skidding across the ground.

Walter growled, glaring at NOS. He reached for the Gauntlet but couldn’t get to it in time. The tension in the air was electric.

“Well, looks like we’ll have to settle this like men,” Walter said, his voice low and serious.

“What? A fight to the death?” NOS asked, wiping some blood from his lip.

Walter shook his head and grinned. “No. An armwrestle.”

TO BE CONTINUED...

he is Pretty cool except that part where he killed a third of the population

its so cool

I AM SO HYPED FOR THEM! LETS GO, I LOVE AMERICA. 🇺🇲🏴‍☠️

so cool

who would win?

even cooler

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moana amber is the most incredibly tasting soda that has ever been and the Mormons are close to releasing it and what's also interesting is that you can power vehicle's on it. but hers the thing is that the Saudis have a competing beverage called  دينك بارد  and its what they do is they take sand and they turn it into pop and they but there's gonna be a fuel war that's coming between them and there going to meet in a Albertsons in Marysville, Washington to fight.

the titianic is a famous ship that right before it departed it caught on fire and sank

the hindenburg was a famous airship that halfway through its travel got poked by a iceburg and poped