James Briggs was a Fireman at Reading Loco depot from 1955 until 1965. His stories include:
Please note that part of this memory is covered as it contains graphic description of an incident.
The early morning began as normal, it was a damp September day. The cold air chilled James as he rode his old ramshackle bike along the Oxford road. The morning was dark and the sky threatened rain with heavy clouds blotting out any moonlight. At 5.30 am he did not expect the waining moon to provide much light but without any lights on his bike it might have dispelled his guilt a bit. He plodded on towards Norcot junction roundabout when to his alarm he noticed another bicycle heading towards him from the right hand side of the roundabout. But sat upright on this bicycle was the figure of a policeman. "F*** it , just my bloody luck, now I am going to get a good bollocking and a fine." The tall helmeted figure pulled across the road and came alongside of him. He spoke, "Good morning lad, early start is it?" James reasoned the officer must have noticed his peaked cap with the badge of British Railways across it. "Er um yea to early" muttered the perturbed young railwayman. "Weathers not to good either is it " said the constable.
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"No might even rain " lamented James, when suddenly the constable said with suprise. "You cheeky young sod, you haven`t got any lights!!"
James was now in trouble, he tried to think of a sensible reply but only managed to say "Sorry about that mate, I didn`t think it would be so dark". They were now cycling past Grovelands school and as the policeman pulled across the right hand side of the road, where a police telephone box was situated. He said "If you see another constable on your way , do not tell him you saw me, ok" and he was gone. Bloody hell, thought James, I got away with that. He then pedaled furiously the rest of the way to Great Knollys street before his luck changed.
He booked on duty and headed to the cleaners cabin. The night crew were preparing to go home. As he entered the cabin he noticed it was slightly chillier than normal. He also noticed there was even less glass panes in the large window." Where`s the glass panes gone?" he asked with curiosity. "Ha Ha" replied Brian Stratton , a fair haired cleaner. "last night we went up the station and collected a number of cups and saucers that had been left on the platform benches" . "Well what`s the glass panes got to do with that?" queried James. "We got bored so we chucked `em out the bloody window and broke more panes" chuckled Brian. "If you look out the window it aint `alf a mess" he added.
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James sighed, these cleaners are something else, the phrase entered his mind.You couldn`t make it up. The mornings cleaning and shed labouring carried on as normal until 10am. Just as the cleaners were finishing their breakfast break Freddie Burt pushed open the big wooden door and announced with a concerned edge to his voice , " I want half a dozen volunteers!!" He surveyed the suspicious faces in silence. "What are we volunteering for?" asked Bob Brazelle a tall fair headed cleaner. Freddie with a disturbed intonation to his voice said "There is a 6100 Praerie tank on number six outside pit, and its a bit of a mess!" The curious expectant faces stared at him and someone asked "What sort of mess Fred ?" Freddie took a deep breath and replied with a sigh of distress, "It ran over a platelayer at Slough and the remains of his body, poor chap, is spread all over the engine, and the drivers are refusing to prepare the engine until all of it is cleaned off!" He looked at the faces that were now showing revulsion, and in an imploring voice asked "Well lads who is volunteering?" George Goodal nudged James and whispered "Shall we do it mate, Freddie might give us a longer tea break later?" James reluctantly agreed , and Bob with several others volunteered as well.
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They followed Freddie to his office and collected the cleaning materials.When the hesistant volunteers arrived at the site they spotted the Praerie tank standing ominously dark and silent on the pit. Some one had attempted to clean the wheels where scrape marks were evident. The smoke box front was covered in a white fat type residue. James shuddered and tried not to visualise what it could be. He looked at George and asked warily "Shall we clean the underneath, the link gear and that?" George grinned "Yea lets get a couple of buckets to stand on." He wandered off in search of the buckets with James following.
They came back with two buckets taken from the coal stage area engines. Climbing into the pit they crouched under the front of the engine and crawled under the gear link rods and wheel axels. Here they both stood on the buckets to reach the underside of the boiler cover and rods. The sight that reached their eyes was not pleasant. There were globules of fat and hair stuck to the boiler casing and rods. They both began to clean the rods with the oily cotton waste. Rubbing vigrously they were removing the obnoxious residue bit by bit trying to ignore its content. When they were satisfied it was clean enough ,they tried to clean the underside of the boiler casing. George took out his gas cigarette lighter and tried to ignite some of the residue. James was now feeling slightly nauseous and said "Stop f***ing about mate ,lets get this finished and I could do with a good cup of tea". George laughed and between them they hurriedly completed the cleaning task, with the fervent hope of never having to do so again.
The other cleaners had cleaned the smoke box and buffer plank and the engine now looked clean enough to be prepared for its next task. Freddie was pleased with their well administered assignment and had no complaints from the drivers. So they did get a much longer break to quench their need for tea that day. The strange thing was that the episode was never mentioned again.
George with his older brother Bill. Bill was also a GWR fireman.
(C) James Briggs.