Teaser (v.333)

0:00

The video starts with an old fashioned film intro counting down.

[tape plays]

[eerie music]

Thatcher Davis: I, Thatcher Davis, do swear and affirm that I will support the Constitution of the United States. I will honestly, faithfully, and impartially perform the duties of the Mandela County Police Division. I also swear and affirm that I will support the vision, mission, values, and goals of the Department of Public Safety.

The screen is black, with the dialogue written in yellow text at the bottom.

[tape removed]

Then, a magazine cover is seen. It is tited, "NewsPeak, March '95 Issue." There is a grayscale photo of a person looking away with their hand out to block the camera. The caption reads, "Off-duty Mandela officers withhold information about Alternate invasion."

0:39

[rustling]

A camera is picked up off the floor.

Then, a graphic showing two faces very close to each other with motions lines between their eyes.

A grayscale sped up clip of clouds moving over a building with a sign that says, "Police Dept. Mandela Country."

The camera is now pointing to a doorway.

0:53

Jonah: I'm not going anywhere with you.

Against the background of a mountain road is Jesus on an open bible with arms outstretched. The text reads, "My Interactive Bible, Read Play Sing." There is a watermark in the bottom to Pentateuch.

Adam: And why's that?

A grayscale sped up clip of a security camera on a rooftop, clouds moving overhead. Text on the camera says, "property" but the rest of the words are obscured.

Jonah: Because you're not really him, are you?

A short clip from Nosferatu where Count Orlak reaches his long fingers towards a staircase.

1:01

Thatcher Davis: Hello? [echoes]

[rustling]

The recording is very vague.

Thatcher (quietly): Fuck. Who are you? [echoes]

[rustling]

Thatcher: Look, we're both trespassing, so like, I'm not—I'm not going to fuck with you, so you don't need to-fuck with me. 'Kay?

[rustling]

Thatcher (distantly): Look—Alright. I'll just fucking—I'll just fucking go. That's fine.

1:31

[white noise]

Security cam footage of a hallway that says the threat level is "none."

[beep]

The threat level becomes "evident."

[silence]

It bluescreens with "Error 333." The "Error" disappears and is replaced by "Volume." It then says, "Coming Soon."

2:00

[whimsical music]

A scene from Casablanca.

Rick: If that plane leaves the ground, and you're not with him, you'll regret it.

Ilsa: Oh—

Rick: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

Ilsa: But what about us?