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The video starts with a tweet that says, "every youtube analog horror series is just the same shit it'll be called something like "the scrimblo files" and every jumpsscare is something like this."

[eerie music]

[among us sound/trombone glissando]

Attached to the tweet is a meme of someone in the dark.

[white noise]

The video bluescreens before showing the title, "the scrimblo catalogue," written out very messily.

[emergency alert]

At the top of a blue background, it says, "breaking news." Underneath, it says, "aliens." A vine boom is played as the the frowning face emoji is shown. Beneath that, in paranthesis, it says, "but this time it's different because god)." There is another boom sound effect as a smiley face and white thumbs up are shown.

Next is black text against a white background that says, "best voice acting of all time:"

[phone ring tone]

Blurred out pictures of Mark Heathcliff and Cesar Torres are seen, but without any grayscale filters on top.

Cesar: Come over. My mom died. [snicker]

Mark: Oh, okay. I will come over. But why did your mom die?

Cesar: I have to say [notification sound], I have security cameras for literally no reason. You need to come turn them on.

Mark: Oh, that's weird. I guess I'll come over and turn on your security cameras, even though I am definitely afraid of your house and this has no plot relevance.

Cesar: Uhhhh, wait, I have to say, I think she saw a scary ghost in the room.

Mark: [faintly laughs] Oh, that's so weird that she saw a scary ghost. Um..

Cesar:[laughs] I'm not sus.

Mark: [laughs} What the hell?

1:27

A video recording on "2014/11/21," at "05:27:20" begins. The footage shows a forest at night, but there is an incredibly bright flashlight.

GPS: Head East for one quarter of a mile. then follow signs for Do Not Enter.

Mark closes the car door as it rains and walks over to the house door. He opens the first screen door but pauses at the second wooden door.

Mark: Oh wait, why am I even here? I can literally just leave.

He walks back to the car.

1:57

[car driving]

[tires screech]

[several loud car crashes]

Text onscreen reads, "the bad ending: the alternate turns into a car and causes an extremely prolonged pile up for no reason and mark dies lol."

2:26

The breaking news screen is back, now it has text reading, "Mandela Catalogue... for the preservation of security = Among Us." There is a faint sound effect from the game. Then, it says, "reasons: imposters [vine boom], ????? [questions marks]," the last bullet point is an edited photo of Jerma.

Jerma: [squeaky mouse noises/"teacher noises"]

[a sped up version of "Trance Music for Racing Game" by Bobby Cole]

The text onscreen reads, "making a mandela catalogue scary face speedrun any%"

It then shows the edited photo of Jerma being distorted using iphone filters.

[minecraft cave sound]

The face is shown in shadows inside of a house.