scrimblo catalogue ii

0:00

[beginning notes of "Moonlight Sonata" by Beethoven]

In cursive font, it says, "Due to Overwheleming Demand..." in a more standard font, it says, in parenthesis, "(like 6 or 7 requests maybe)." In cursive font again, "The Scrimblo Catalogue, Part ii."

[white noise]

With red text in all caps against a dark background, it says, "The following footage is extremely disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised."

[heavy breathing]

A fluffy gray cat walks towards the camera. There is a beep as the cat pauses.

Text onscreen now reads, "wait why is this widescreen, isn't this supposed to be replicating a VHS tape? oh, speaking of VHS tape..."

0:50

The words, "Mandela Catalogue" is on top with a glitchy font, underneath it is, "spooky scary checklist."

With a ding, the checklist font becomes cursive and the text underneath, in lime green, says, "fonts that make literally no sense."

Another ding, the background is now black. The text says, "black background, idk I guess that makes it scary i think idk."

Another ding, the text says, "incoherent and poorly executed storytelling."

There is a drumroll as it says, "last but not least:"

One final ding, it says, "a news broadcast bit!!!! (absolutely mandatory for every analog horror to ever exist. no exceptions)."

["Technology of the Future" from The Walten Files plays.]

There is a breaking news screen with a picture of Mark Heathcliff, the text next to him says, "mark heathcliff is now cancelled on twitter dot com for being mean [three frowny faces]," the words, "cancelled" and "mean" are in caps. Then, it says, "reasons: friends mom dies and he says, 'ok lol who asked + ratio.'" After that, it says, "thats about it actually." Then, it says, "who let me on this broadcast system anyways." Finally, an arrow points to him, saying, "also why does he look like that lol."

[emergency alert]

The gray cat walks towards the viewer again, this time with a strange filter.

Then, red text, "I am in your walls [smiley face]," against a dark background. A face peering down appears in the top left corner.

[distorted sounds]

2:10

[white noise]

A flashlight is turned on and pointed towards a door.

[fnaf music box version of "Les Toreadors" by Georges Bizet]

The hallway light flickers on and off.

[rustling]

The cat video is played both forward and in reverse rapidly.

Then, it switches to a video of a cat in a dark room. Alex stands in front of them, holding a flashlight down at the cat. There is text reading, "[red circle emoji] cat cam."

Person (muffled): Can I open it?

[door opens]

Alex: [amused huff] Yes?

Person: [door bumps into cat] Oh sorry, Shadow. Oh, were you doing something? I have-I have pretzel buns.

[vine boom]