SunScreen

Before heading out into the world,

rub a little sunscreen on the sides

of your temples. It will help improve

your chances of having a sunny day.

Wrinkles

Do your hands look older and more

wrinkled than an Elephant's trunk?

While watching TV place your hands

inside a bag of organic popcorn and

hope the wrinkles go away before

the commercials are over.

Sorry

I am short on more

Ideas for the moment.

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