Politician Funny Quotes

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Oscar Ameringer

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

Nikita Khrushchev

I can't let important policy decisions hinge on the fact that an election is coming up every 90 days.

Gerhard Schroder

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx

Politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles De Gaulle

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