Funny Minion Quotes
Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece.
Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
Isn’t it funny how red, white & blue represent freedom…. Until they’re flashing behind you.
Feeling so tired that I think I might have that Chinese disease called Dragon Ass.
If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?