Funny Quotes About Men

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Erica Jong

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Mae West

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren’t looking, they notice her breasts.

In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.
Plato

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