Funny Church Quotes

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

Herb Caen

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Oscar Wilde

A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.

Thomas Ybarra

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Billy Sunday

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

Robert Orben

The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.

Dante Rossetti

People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them.

Dave Barry