Nurses Funny Quotes
You think Mondays are bad? Try working weekends, holidays and 12 hour nights.
You know you’re a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
The 3 words most people want to hear: ‘I love you.’ The 3 words nurses want to hear: ‘Alert, Oriented, and Ambulatory.
Do you need help repositioning the patient?” – offered by no doctor ever.
If I’m just a nurse maybe I should leave so you can see how your visit goes without me.
Nursing friendships are a different kind of love; like, 'I'll hold the butt cheeks while you clean the butt crack' kind of love!