Nurses Funny Quotes

You think Mondays are bad? Try working weekends, holidays and 12 hour nights.

You know you’re a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

The 3 words most people want to hear: ‘I love you.’ The 3 words nurses want to hear: ‘Alert, Oriented, and Ambulatory.

nursing funny quotes

Do you need help repositioning the patient?” – offered by no doctor ever.

If I’m just a nurse maybe I should leave so you can see how your visit goes without me.

Nursing friendships are a different kind of love; like, 'I'll hold the butt cheeks while you clean the butt crack' kind of love!