Short Funny Flower Quotes for Instagram

Read here best collection of Funny Flower Quotes and share on Instagram or with your lover to make your day more funny.

1. "Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive." — Brian Clough

2. "Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them." — A. A. Milne

3. "Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well." — Robert Heinlein

4. "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." — H.L.Mencken

5. "By the time one is eighty, it is said, there is no longer a tug of war in the garden with the May flowers hauling like mad against the claims of the other months. All is at last in balance and all is serene. The gardener is usually dead, of course." — Henry Mitchell

6. "Earth laughs in flowers." — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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