Good Morning Funny Quotes

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.

— Tony Smite

Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning. — H.G. Wells

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.

— Kristen Chandler

Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.

— Kurt Cobain