"The Big Bang Theory"
Sheldon Meets Stephen Hawking
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Sheldon Meets Stephen Hawking
00:44開始
01.Now, will you please present my paper to Professor Hawking?
02.I don't know.
03.Oh, for heaven's sake.
04.I did your laundry.
05.I pee-pee-proofed your belt buckles.
06.I even sprained my wrist helping your mother lift her bosom.
07.All right, Sheldon, there's only one thing left I want you to do.
08.Don't worry. It's an easy one.
09.Okay.
10.Give me a compliment.
11.Fine. You have very tiny hands.
12.No. About my job.
13.I want you to tell me I'm good at what I do.
14.You're obviously good at what you do.
15.Well, then why are you always ripping on me?
16.Oh, I understand the confusion. No.
17.I have never said that you are not good at what you do.
18.It's just that what you do is not worth doing.
19.It's nicer than anything he's ever said to me. I'd take it and run.
20.Thank you, Sheldon.
21.Now, will you give my paper to Hawking?
22.Sorry, I can't.
23.What? Why not?
24.I gave it to him three days ago.
25.He was really impressed. He wants to meet you.
26.All right then. Thank you, Howard.
27.Please let Professor Hawking know that I'm available at his earliest convenience.
28.Thought he might be a little more excited.
29.Give it a second.
30.Woo hoo hoo!
31.Professor Hawking, it's an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.
32.I know.
33.I want to thank you for taking time to see me.
34.My pleasure. I enjoyed reading your paper very much.
35.You clearly have a brilliant mind.
36.I know.
37.Your thesis that the Higgs boson is a black hole accelerating backwards through time is fascinating.
38.Well, thank you. I just it came to me one morning in the shower.
39.That's nice. Too bad it's wrong.
40.What do you mean wrong?
41.You made an arithmetic mistake on page two.
42.It was quite a boner.
43.No, no, but th th th th th that can't be right. I don't make arithmetic mistakes.
44.Are you saying I do?
45.Oh, no. No, no, of course not.
46.It's just I was thinking.
47.Oh gosh, golly. I made a boo boo.
48.And I gave it to Stephen Hawking.
49.Great. Another fainter.
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