"How I Met Your Mother"
S2E3
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S、Renaee、zöe、Ping、Linda、wei、Hazel、Alison、Katee、Han 共10名
Ted's mother: I mean, oh! Oh! Ooh! We're going to have a serious talk about this when we get home, Al. Oh, ooh!
Ted: Serious talk? Mom, what...? He was kissing another woman. Don't you care?
Robin: Mrs. Mosby?
Ted's mother: Ted, we weren't quite sure how to tell you this...
Ted's father: Your mother and I are divorced.
Ted: What do you mean you're divorced? Since when?
Ted's mother: Oh, gosh, it's been about nine months now.
Ted's father: Closer to ten, I think.
Ted's mother: Time flies.
Ted: So ten months ago, you just up and decided to get divorced without telling me?
Ted's mother: No, it wasn't a snap decision.
Ted's father: We'd been separated almost two years.
Ted: How could you not tell me this?!
Ted's mother: We meant to, it just never seemed like the right time.
Ted: So last Christmas...?
Ted's father: We talked about telling you kids then, but it didn't seem very Christmasy.
Ted: I got you a tandem bike.
Ted's father: Oh, it didn't go to waste. Your mother and Frank ride it all the time.
Ted: Who the hell is Frank?!
Ted's father: Oh, great guy. I actually set them up. You remember Dr. Muchnik. He did your braces.
Ted: Okay, my head's about to explode, and I don't want to get it all over everyone's waffles, so I am leaving.
Ted's mother: Teddy bear, oh...
Barney: You know, he mentioned he was divorced last night. I totally spaced on that. Ooh, no line at the omelet station.
Marshall: Lily... I'm sorry that I said all those things.
Lily: Me, too.
Marshall: I just find it really confusing to be around you right now.
Lily: It's the same for me. I think we're probably both better off trying to keep some distance for a while.
Marshall: Yeah, I think you're right. Are you wearing a push-up bra?
Lily: Did you Mystic Tan your calves?
Marshall: I withdraw the question.
Ted's father: We're sorry we didn't say anything about the divorce.
Ted's mother: It was wrong not to tell you.
Ted: Thank you.
Ted's father: But listen, don't tell your sister.
Ted's mother: It would just upset her.
Ted: No, this is ridiculous! We have to start talking about stuff, and not just baseball.
Ted's father: Indians won today on a walk-off double.
Ted: Against the Red Sox? Boy, that's a big win. No. No. No. We're not gonna blow past this. I mean, I don't even know who you people. I don't even know how you met.
Ted's father: I never told you how I met your mother?
Ted: No.
Ted's father: Oh, great story. At a bar.
Ted: That's it? That's what passes for communication in our family? Man, when I have kids, and I tell them how I met their mother, I'm gonna tell them everything, the whole damn story.
Ted's father: I think it was an Irish bar.
Ted: I just, I don't... I don't understand. You seemed so happy. When I was growing up, you seemed so... What happened?
Ted's father: We just realized we're very different people.
Ted's mother: Your father's kind of a head-in-the-clouds romantic, and I'm much more down to earth.
Ted: So? Robin and I are like that. That doesn't mean anything.
Ted's father: I wanted kids. And your mother... also wanted kids.
Ted: Robin and I have different views on families. We're not about to break up because of it.
Ted's mother: On some level, I always knew. I didn't even want to go out with him in the beginning. But he spent months badgering me until I finally gave in.
Ted's father: Well, when you don't connect on that many fundamental levels, it's only a matter of time before you realize you're not meant to be together.
Ted's mother: But we love Robin.
Ted's father: Absolutely. Meeting you was the highlight of my trip. Well, second highlight.
Ted's mother: We'll see you inside.
Ted's father: Sorry.
Robin: Wow.
Ted: I know.
Robin: They love me!
Ted's mother: So we are definitely going to try and communicate more.
Ted's father: From now on, full disclosure.
Ted: Good. Good, I think it'll be really good for the family. By the way, how's Grandma? She hasn't returned my last couple calls.
Ted's mother: I'm gonna get some juice.
Ted: No. No.
Ted's father: You missed a great game last night. Real squeaker.
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