"Sherlock"
S3E2
本週參與成員介紹：
S、Renaee、Jean、zöe、Ping、Linda、wei 共7名
Transcript
SHERLOCK: Done that. ... Done that... Done that bit ...Done that bit ... Done that bit... Hmm ...
SHERLOCK: I’m afraid, John, I can’t congratulate you. All emotions, and in particular love, stand opposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things. A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world.
SHERLOCK: Today we honour the death-watch beetle that is the doom of our society and, in time – one feels certain – our entire species.
SHERLOCK: But anyway ...... let’s talk about John.
JOHN : Please.
SHERLOCK :If I burden myself with a little help-mate during my adventures, it is not out of sentiment or caprice – it is that he has many fine qualities of his own that he has overlooked in his obsession with me.
SHERLOCK: Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes, in truth, from the extraordinary contrast John so selflessly provides.
SHERLOCK: It is a fact, I believe, that brides tend to favour exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day. There is a certain analogy there, I feel.
SHERLOCK: ... and contrast is, after all, God’s own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation ...
SHERLOCK: ... or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot.
SHERLOCK: The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all-round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could
possibly have the misfortune to meet.
SHERLOCK: I am dismissive of the virtuous ...
SHERLOCK: ... unaware of the beautiful ...
SHERLOCK: ... and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. Certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.
SHERLOCK: John, I am a ridiculous man ...
SHERLOCK: ... redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship. But, as I’m apparently your best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion.
SHERLOCK: Actually, now I can.
SHERLOCK: Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable. John, you have endured war, and injury, and tragic loss ...so sorry again about that last one ... so know this: today you sit between the woman
you have made your wife and the man you have saved – in short, the two people who love you most in all this world. And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down, and we
have a lifetime ahead to prove that.
JOHN: If I try and hug him, stop me.
MARY: Certainly not.
SHERLOCK: Ah, yes. Now on to some funny stories about John ...
SHERLOCK:What’s wrong? What happened? Why are you all doing that? John?
MRS HUDSON : Oh, Sherlock!
SHERLOCK: Did I do it wrong?
JOHN : No, you didn’t. Come here.
SHERLOCK: I haven’t finished yet.
JOHN: Yeah, I know, I know.
SHERLOCK :So, on to some funny stories ...
JOHN: Can you – can you wait ’til I sit down?