Speed Dial - Marc Sommer
Stewart went out to the boats. He must’ve bent over, because the cell phone in his pocket hit an AutoDial to his house. Marsha then listened to him gambling for a while...he hasn’t been out to gamble since.
Oh Crap! - Sheryl Merzel
Larry and the Sheinfelds and I went to Atlantic City together. We had a great time – even though I almost starved to death. We had a great time. At one point, we were all separated. While we were separated, I came across Stewart playing craps. I stood next to him, and standing next to him, he started winning. He was so elated, he was jumping up and down and shouting. He decided to give me the dice, and I started winning for him. He kept rubbing my head as I continued to win. I finally told him that he had to take some of his money out – he argued with me, but I finally won and he took some of his money out (he had continued to bet the whole amount). I won for a while more, and finally I crapped out – and he lost everything that was left on the table. The moral of the story: Never before was Stewart so happy with me…and never again.