Happy 60th!
BEING MARRIED 39 YEARS MEANS YOU CAN ANTICIPATE/FINISH EACH OTHERS THOUGHTS.
BEING MARRIED TO SOMEONE WHO IS 60 YEARS OLD MEANS HE FINALLY NEEDS TO TAKE AS MANY BATHROOM BREAKS AS YOU DO!!!
Marsha
Stewart Sheinfeld, our dear friend, is, along with Marsha, not only very kind and generous, but also enjoyable to be around. Why? Because he is a funny and witty fellow who has a great laugh and sense of humor. We find that when Stewart tells a story or relates a comment he made, he tends to do so frequently in a very cryptic manner with a twinkle in his eye. We listen carefully sometimes with a puzzled look on our faces; if we don't understand on our own, and the puzzled look doesn't disappear from our faces or we mumble "huh?", Stewart will good-naturedly explain the point of the story, the punchline, or his comment.
Stewart, you should know that we are willing to hear your stories as often as you want to tell (or repeat!) them; we enjoy listening to them and enjoy laughing with you. We also like the stories Marsha tells about you and then laughing at - oh, we mean with - you (e.g. the legendary almost mythical tale(s) of your running out of gas.) You should also know how happy we are that your great rabbinic heckling skills can be appreciated by us in the third person and not in the first person!
Happy Birthday!
R. Shlomo and Nancy Rosen
BIRTHDAY #50
Happy Birthday! We all love you very much, and appreciate what you have done for us. We hope you have many more birthdays that we can all celebrate together. We hope to continue to bring you much joy and nachas! -Ely, Shayna, Yudy, Levy, Yaakov, Shoshana and Kinneret
I was kind, Stewart, and didn’t tell any of the really good stories. -Sam Lipshitz
Dear Stewie,
Happy Birthday and many happy returns & welcome to AARP. You will soon be getting your welcome letter. Tizku l’alter chaim tovim ad meah v’esrim shana! -Sam & Judy
PS It was this story or the Friday night tablecloth one!
Regardless of this story...You really are a great guy. -Rabbi Azose
Wishing you lots and lots of all you want and more on your 29th. May you always continue to make fun (of me) and keep the memories coming till 120. Lots of Love. - Your tenants Gail & Reuven Turk (and the junior tenants, too)
Greetings from the State of Israel! You are almost as old as the State of Israel. With the hope that you and the State of Israel will continue to grow in years and grow in peace. I am proud to have you as a son and I am proud of all your accomplishments. May you continue to bring joy and happiness to your mother and myself and to all of your family. -Abba
Have a happy 50th (together with Kinneret's 1st). Rena, Datya, Elana, Benzi and I wish we could be together for your birthdays. Instead we will celebrate together when you come next month. Thanks for being a great big brother. Happy Birthday!! -Josh
Happy birthday Stewie! -Sharon
Happy birthday! Wish we could be there to celebrate with you. -Shu and family