When Inside the Class:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two equal halves - take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal is rotating the school.
You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty (that means when he is FREE).
Both of u three, get out of the class.
Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Draw a circle of any shape.
When talking about his family:
I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
When at the playground:
All of you, stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
To a student angrily who interfere him while he is scolding another student:
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
When scolding or giving a punishment:
You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and under-stand the tree...
You three of you, stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
Sir/Prof at his Best:
Sir had once gone to watch a film with his wife. By-chance, he happened to see one of our students at the theater, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at school... (to that boy) -
"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater"
To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late:
What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with me"
To a boy telling him to summon a girl:
"Hey boy, Call girl !"
Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition
"Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF "
Student: "Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class."
Prof: "No, No! ... I have no mind."