When a Hindi language Prof tries to speak English (Hinglish)

When Inside the Class:

• • Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

  • Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

  • Cut an apple into two equal halves - take the  bigger half.

  • Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor

  • Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal is rotating the school.

  • You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty (that means when he is FREE).

  • Both of u three, get out of the  class.

  • Close the doors of the windows please ..  I have winter in my nose today...

  • Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

  • Take 5 cm wire of any length....

  • Draw a circle of any shape.

When talking about his family:

• • I have two  daughters. Both of them are     girls...(?)

When at the playground:

• • All of you, stand  in a straight circle.

  • There is no wind in the balloon.

To a student angrily who interfere him while he is scolding another student:

• • I talk, he  talk, why you middle middle talk?

When scolding or giving a punishment:

• • You, rotate  the ground four times...

  • You, go and under-stand the tree...

  • You three of you, stand together  separately.

  • Why are you late - say YES or NO  ....(?)

Sir/Prof at his Best:

        Sir had once gone to watch a film with his wife. By-chance, he happened to see one of our students at the theater, though the boy did  not see them. 

So the next day at school... (to that boy) - 

    "Yesterday I  saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater"

To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late:

        What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with me"

To a boy telling him to summon a girl:

        "Hey boy, Call girl !"

Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition

        "Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF "

Student: "Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class."

Prof: "No, No!  ... I have no mind."