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If Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan were get married !!
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (Vidyapeeth)
Rahul Gandhi :mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.......
Sonia Gandhi : kyun beta????????
Rahul Gandhi : har taraf to likha hai ki Sonia ko bahumat do
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Bhikari : Sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab : tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari : abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
Answer : Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
WHY?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!
One day Ravan went to a disco .......
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............
kyun????????
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b'coz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
Who made Ganesh to Anesh...????
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okay.....
" KAILASH KHER "
b'coz of one of his popular song .....
" tere naam se ' G ' loon.... "
Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko 'Priya Gold' biscuit laane bolta hai.
Toh uska naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????
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Give up??
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Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."
Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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okay ..... the answer is
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"KISNA"
Song : Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai
If a CAT crosses ur way, when u are going some where,
then what does it mean????????
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It means that the Cat is also going somewhere.
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"
And
Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"
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Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver )
American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold )
Who is Joe?
Answer: Kambakht ishq ( ref: Kambakht ishq hai Joe ... song fm movie pyar tune kya kiya)
Agar Ram Sita hai to Ram kaun hai?
Answer: Tailor ...
Sita Ram hai to Sita kaun hai ?
Answer: Memory
Raavan felt repentance one day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he had really done a lot of bad things which affected Ram's life, so he should apologize to Ram. He went to Ram's house and knocked on the door.
Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan. Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word.....
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What was he thinking ?????
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He was thinking, "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon ? !!!!!!"
Height of technology ?????????
Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are 2 hair on a bald man's head.
They fall in love with each other and want to get married but cannot get married due to some difficulty...
Whats the difficulty ?
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Under Indian Laws "BAL VIVAH" is illegal.....!!!!!!
Once upon a time...
In a village, there came a lion & started troubling villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people decide to take some action. They decided that after 6:00 o'clock in the evening everybody will return home and lock the doors from inside. The trick works, lion comes and finds nothing.
Second day also it comes and sees the same thing everywhere! It happens for 2-3 nights. Then finally one day, the frustrated lion comes and lock all the doors from outside and goes back into the forest.
Now suggest some good title for the story!
Reminder: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the moral (Try your best and then scroll down for title)
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SHER-LOCK-HOMES
India & Pakistan were going 4 war.
The Armies were standing at the border.
But none of them fighting. why?
because
Dhishum Dishum to Pepsodent ka kaam hai na ?? ?? ?? ??
Which Hindi movie song has a mention about "Intenet Explorer"???
Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer.
Answer is:
Ajashaam hone I E (Internet Explorer)
mausam ne lee angada I E
to kis baat ki hai laday I E
tu chal........ main I E
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