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Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupye leti hai.
Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.
Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide
Interviewer :- What is a skeleton ?
Santa :- Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Jailor :- Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar :- Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor :- Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar :- Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Santa bola :- Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Teacher:- Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain..
Santa:- The Tablets are walking in the market..
Santa's girfriend:- Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought :- Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
Santa:- Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta:- Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
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