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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa:- Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
Driver:- Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:- Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo..
Santa:- Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta:- Arre tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa:- If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also
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