What if your husband was a software!

What if : Your Husband was a software (or a robot) !!

But he still has some characteristics of a typical husband !!

Husband : ( Returning late from work ) “Good evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn…

Husband : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?

Husband : Variable not found …

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied …

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?

Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!…

Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.

Husband : Default Parameter.

Wife : What about your Salary ?

Husband : Access denied. File in use…

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?

Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.