Height of mixed emotions??!!
When ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
Height of Optimism...
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
Height of Fashion
Dhoti with a zip.
Height of Secrecy
Offering blank visiting cards.
Height of Active laziness
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Height of Craziness
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Height of Forgetfulness
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
Height of Stupidity
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Honesty
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Height of Suicide
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Height of De-hydration
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of Kanjoosi
Bania's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade