Embedded Files
Ed Note: this was wrtte by Miro; aka Kaimiro, who did "Ask Pidge!", a bunchof soundlss Voltron games, and psted up CNW's funny Voltron stuff.
Jet Li Missing Dr Who Stories, I couldn't save all of it, sohere is the most complete Reconstruction of the stry.
Voltron: Aftermat
Chapter One; Morning sickness
The light forced its way under Pidge's eyelids, he groaned and cursed himself for not shutting the curtains last night.
"Fuck man, what were you thinking?"
"I wasn't, and anyway, the curtains were your job."
"What? We're the same person!"
"Nope, I'm your evil twin personality - Mu wa ha!!!"
Still half asleep, he giggled at his own silliness, and tried to get up. Failing miserably, he didn't even lift his head. He felt as though his bed was a giant leech and it had latched onto his body.
The sound of arguing drifted in from somewhere in the castle. One of the voices sounded like Hunk.
Hunk?
The other one was definitely Nanny. ??? Weird. Maybe she was on drugs and had accidentally mistaken Hunk for Lance, or himself; or Allura, and was threatening to put her over her knee for something.
Pidge had thought for a long time now that Nanny was on some kind of drug. He just hadn't worked out what type.
He tried to get up again. But couldn't escape the comfort suction zone, so -half sleep talking- settled on calling out "Leave him alone Nanny!" instead. Then in a spooky coincidence, the arguing stopped.
Conspiracy? Pidge giggled so badly, he fell out of bed and face first on the floor.
...
Lance and Keith were trying to do push-ups in stereo. Like choreography, but no dancing.
Keith: "You're going too slow"
Lance: "What's the rush? It's Sunday."
Sven laughed at them from the couch, "Not only do you two look stupid, you aren't even getting it right"
Romelle: (coming in) "Morning..." she trailed off, looking at the push-up situation
Sven smiled at her sweetly then followed it up with an uncouth greeting, "Hey babe!"
She wrinkled her forehead at him, but climbed onto his lap anyway.
Romelle: "Hey! You guys are doing that at exactly the same time as each other! Nice rhythm you've got going there."
Lance looked up just long enough to grin. "Yes, we're both marionettes on the same puppet string."
Keith: "Stop talking Lance"
Lance: (camping up his voice) "No, you stop it!"
Sven: "Hey go on, now do it one handed!"
Lance: "Fuck off"
Sven: "You can't do it can you? So much for defenders of the universe."
Lance: "I don't think that's in the job description"
Keith stopped and kneeled back to speak "Ok Sven, let's see you do a one handed push-up"
Lance sat back in his personal joke enjoyment pose, and to Sven's dismay, Romelle helpfully got off his lap. So; unreluctant to disappoint the expectant faces, he went with it.
"Ok!" getting down on the floor, Sven placed his hand firmly on the ground between his shoulders and folded the other one behind his back. All seemed well. Then going down, he collapsed mostly on his nose. And the others collapsed laughing.
Lance: "You're a wanker when you're hungover"
Hunk announced his entry whilst elaborately tossing an apple core into the bin "I second that notion."
Romelle noticed the bump on his forehead. "Ouch, what'd you do to yourself Hunk? That looks painful!"
Hunk: "I was practicing my one handed push-ups in my room, and accidentally fell flat on my face."
Sven: "No kidding? Why it's like deja vu all over again."
Pidge stumbled into the room in his pyjamas and mumbled something long and incoherent, then sat down on the exercise mat and stared at Keith's feet.
Keith: "Cute sheep pattern, are they new? But I feel like I should be saying: What?!?"
Sven: "I think he said make the leech stop it or I'll complain to the board of suction' But I didn't get anything after: 'my brain hurt's, and by the way' ."
Keith: "That doesn't make sense"
Sven: "Did I say that it did?"
Lance said "I thought he said, 'my stain lurks'" and received dirty looks from both Romelle and Keith.
Pidge blurted loudly, "I said!" then stopped to think about it, before turning to Hunk, "It sounded like Nanny hit you or something, What was the fight about?" The others all raised their eyebrows at Hunk, and Lance whispered "Oooh lovers tiff" but was promptly ignored.
Hunk was caught off guard, and stood there for a moment while the others crossed their arms, tapped their feet or put their hands on their hips. Until he noticed the stupidity of the situation.
Hunk: "Don't be so dramatic! I pissed her off and she threw an apple in my general direction"
Romelle: "General?"
Hunk had the look which accompanies someone's face when they feel stupid. "I ducked left when I meant to sidestep right". Meanwhile Sven had lost standing interest and was back on the couch pill popping headache tablets "That kind of day isn't it?". Romelle wrestled the tablets off him, and got him an icepack to the background whine "why don't we keep beer in that fridge?", but curiously, other than ice-packs the only thing in there was a zucchini
Romelle: "How did you piss her off?"
Hunk: "I caught her having sex with Koran on the control room table" but he couldn't keep a straight face. It got a good reaction though. Except Pidge, who was snoring lightly on top of Keith's pink furry slippers. The other's all looked decidedly sick at the suggestion. Sven got up and ran out of the room.
Hunk: "Woops"
Romelle: "It was the vodka shots. They give him a weak stomach" They waited and passed the time by waking Pidge up. Lance gave him a rather sloppy 'kiss of life'
Sven: (coming back in) "I think I feel better actually" Romelle patted him on the head.
Pidge: (awake and pissed off, but speaking to Hunk) "Well?"
Hunk: "I think you should think twice and figure it out for yourselves, besides if I tell you now, It'll be such an anti-climax"
Keith put on his 'pretending to be wise voice'. "An anti-climax is better than no climax at all"
Lance: "Uhh-huh,... remind me to buy you a dictionary for your birthday"
Chapter Two; In Control
As it happened, Hunk had his dark mysterious side saved by the P.A. system crackling to life as Koran called them to the control room.
They all piled in the door, and loafed about patiently waiting for Koran to acknowledge them, who was making *about-to-sneeze* noises. Pidge, sensing the impending action, tensed up with revoltion. Nobody else noticed. They thought it was going to be ordinary.
Koran sneezed into the book he was holding!!!
Startled that it really happened, Pidge convulsed and sneezed too.
Lance: "What was that? An echo!"
Hunk: "No, no, sympathy sneeze. They must be long lost twins"
Koran: "Sure, I'm really Chip in disguise" he sniffed.
Romelle: "Are you sick Koran?" She grinned, "don't let Nanny know, she'll mix something up for you"
Koran: "She already did. That could be the problem." He paused. "Where's Allura?"
They all checked their pockets
Lance: "I haven't got her"
Hunk: "Me neither"
Pidge: "Keith?"
Keith: "Nope."
Koran's eyes narrowed. He waved at them generally. "You two go and get her" so Lance and Hunk left the room, because they felt like leaving the room anyway.
Koran: "We'll wait until they're back. I've got good news about your last defence attack"
Pidge: "We made it into the playoffs?"
Sven clicked out of zombie mode: "We kicked their arse! I've never killed so many robot soldiers!"
Pidge: "Why doesn't Zarkon use living troops? Surely it would be a lot cheaper to brainwash them, than build and program a bunch of robots!"
Romelle: "Evil megalomaniacs aren't so good at corporate thinking Pidge"
Keith: "Just as well, if he turned into a Capitalist bastard he would just take over in a different way that would be harder to fight"
Pidge: "Oh right, like microsoft?"
All: "Who?"
Pidge scorned them for their lack of early 21stC tech-history knowledge
Romelle: "Anyway, I don't think Zarkon pays for them"
Sven: "Besides if he used humans, we'd never get the low TV rating"
All: "What?"
Sven: "Erm, never mind"
Koran held his head in his hands and whined, "Shut-up"
...
Lance and Hunk knocked on Allura's door. No answer. They meekly opened it. No sight of her. Then they noticed a lump underneath the bedding at the foot of the bed.
They untucked the corner, and found Allura curled up into a tight ball.
Hunk: "How could you breathe like that?"
Allura groaned like she was dying "gooo awaaaaaay"
Lance: "Koran wants to brief us on something"
Allura: "My head hurrrts"
Lance: (grinning) "Vodka shots will do that to you."
Hunk: "If it's any consolation, you feel worse, but he lost"
Allura rolled over and accidentally fell off the bed. Neither Lance or Hunk were quite quick enough, and she fell flat on her face.
Hunk: "woops!"
Chapter Three; Send them away!
Allura entered the control room leaning heavily on Lance and Hunk, and wearing very dark sunglasses.
Koran looked at Allura's nightdress, then Pidge's pyjama's, then Keith's slippers. "It's 3pm you know!"
Sven was lying on the floor. "What's the rush? It's Sunday"
Nanny crossed her arms and looked huff. "You all look like shit!"
None of them had EVER heard Nanny swear before, especially like that! They all went into a catatonic shock state, and shrunk in their shoes. Except Allura. She was barefoot, and way to hungover to give a damn about anything.
Allura: "So bite me!"
Somehow, their previous looks of ultimate shock managed to reach an even higher level of ultimate. Nobody could quite believe the princess had said anything so anti-demure.
Just before Nanny managed to work out of ultimate shock into ultimate anger, Koran stood between them and started to babble.
Koran: "I think everyone's very stressed out over the trauma of fighting evil. You need a holiday, and right now you need to take some nice, long, deep, breaths... okay?" He paused and motioned for them to breath deeply.
Neither Allura or Nanny were really in the mood to fight anyway, so the tension diffused and to humour Koran they took a few token deep breaths each.
Koran: (much happier) "Anyway the joint venture between Voltron, The Pollux and Arus space fighters and the Alliance space army troops has resulted in a galaxy-wide retreat by Zarkon. He has pulled all major forces back to Planet Doom for regrouping and repairs, and according to our sources, It's going to take awhile, so we've organised for some Alliance troops to guard Arus for a while, so that you can all take a holiday"
None of them moved, or lifted their jaws up off the floor.
Nanny: "You will go somewhere nice, respectable and safe won't you?"
...
Nanny hung around after they had all been convinced that they weren't dreaming and had gone off to pack
Nanny: "Hunk spiked the punch"
Koran: "Oh, is that who it was?"
Nanny: "I threw an apple at him"
Koran: "Was that necessary?"
Nanny: "I have a hangover"
Koran: "Oh really!, I'll keep that reasoning in mind for future reference" He closed his eyes and put a hand up to his forehead. "My head hurts so much"
Nanny smiled "At least it was easier to talk to all those Garrison officials"
Koran laughed gently "Oh by the way, Admiral Warren asked me to say he loved your punch, 'It had a nice kick to it'."
Chapter Four; Chase.. 'Ouch!' ..Brawl
In Zarkon, Haggar, and Lotor's hotel room, there was a scratching at the door. Lotor answered it, by now, freshly clean and dressed. ...It was Coba. They stood staring at each other for awhile.
"You're welcome back in, but Haggar's not here if that's who you're looking for"
Coba looked depressed. He looked behind him at a bush, which made some weird movements as if there was someone under it making gestures to him. Coba turned back to Lotor "Meow?"
"I don't know where she went"
Coba did the whole bush thing again, and turned back to Lotor again "Meeeeow hiss.."
"No I won't help you find her" He went to the bush and moved it, revealing Pidge. "Ahh, it's the small stupid green one!"
Pidge started "Hey!" then thought better of arguing about it, and ran down the hall
Lotor drew his sword and chased him. Then discovered he was too drunk. Nevertheless, he chased him anyway. Just badly.
Pidge and Lotor ran through 'Kidz', right through the big pool of balls in it. Lotor chucking children out over his shoulder instead of dodging them. They passed Zarkon and Haggar lounging around drinking cocktails.
Zarkon called out to Lotor "What are you doing?"
Lotor stopped in confusion "What are you doing?"
Zarkon raised an eyebrow "Do you think i'm going to hang out in a real pool with Haggar, she'd have to wear bathers"
Haggar cackled "Tell me about it, you're no king charming yourself Zarkon"
Lotor ran off to gain ground
Haggar called out after him "Go Lotor!!!"
Zarkon stopped her "It's not a track event, Haggar"
"It should be" she smiled and nestled back into the balls.
They ran though 'Edibility', and Lotor stopped for just a moment to try and chat up a waitress.
"Hey! You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?"
"Beat it creep"
Then in 'Excuse-me' Pidge stopped to chat up a cute nurse but took longer, and Lotor made up his lost ground.
"Hi, my name's Pidge"
"Hi Pidge"
"Er, so... come here often"
"I work here"
"Umm, So if I get really drunk would it be you that pumps my stomach?"
"Maybe. Is that something you'd like?"
"Could we go for coffee afterwards?"
"There's a machine at the end of the hall, if you really want to have coffee, you don't have to have your stomach pumped first"
Lotor appeared at the end of the hallway and let out a blood thirsty scream
"Err, I better go, nice meeting you"
"Thanks. Bye!" She looked after him with a bewildered expression
Pidge managed to lose him for a little while in 'Amuse-me', until Lotor just went up on the ferris wheel to see if he could he see Pidge, and actually found Pidge on the ferris wheel.
The exact same thing happened in 'Monuments', on the 'Mega-Big-Thing' only they went back down again much faster because they could just take the lifts (yes different ones) instead of waiting for the ride to finish.
They both ran very slowly through 'Beach Ball', partially because they couldn't run fast in sand, and partially because of all the people they felt like looking at.
Then they reached 'Parti'
...
The 'Dodgy Pubs', and 'Night Clubs', sections were fairly non eventful.
When they reached the 'The biggest pool party of them all', Pidge dived straight in and swam torpedo style most of the way through the pool, tripping a couple of people up as he went.
Lotor, ran around the pool edge, swerving around people. Pushing a few of them into the pool, and then tripped dangerously over a non-swim up cocktail bar. He barely recovered in time to notice Pidge run into the 'Masquerade ball'.
Pidge figured he was safe, it was a big crowd, everyone was dressed more or less in the same type of standard black suit. Then he remembered he was wearing a totally green soaking wet jumpsuit.
He tried hiding under a passing lady's dress as Lotor burst in. The lady screamed, and he was thrown out of the building. At least it gave him a running start.
...
'Bonfire night'
...
Pidge ran head first into Allura, knocking them both over.
"Ouch, ...oh there you are Pidge, we've been wondering what happened to you..."
He gasped "No!!! Talk not!!! Run now!!! Breath later!!!" Pidge tugged at her sleeve for a moment, then screamed and ran off into the moonlight
"Huh?"
She heard a familar voice behind her that filled her with fear "My God! It's you!"
"O-oh..." she made like a tree, and tried to leave, but he grabbed her elbow. "Ouch."
Lotor spun her around to face him "My god you're beautiful! ...worship me!!!"
Her mind raced "Uh-huh. Wow! you have your own personal god! That's cool. Well, you guys have fun together, I have an, err, thing to go to" She tugged a bit "And i'm really late"
"I have a better thing idea for you. Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell people we did anyway"
Allura reflected for a moment. "I think i've heard that before somewhere", then turned square to face him. "NO!"
His grip loosened and she bolted, but he caught her.
"Hey aren't you forgetting something?"
Allura growled at him in the least demure way she could manage "What?"
"Me!!!"
"Oh believe me no, I am so NOT forgetting that"
Lotor semi-panicked for a moment "er, er, OK! Try this one, ...You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too." He struck a standard sexy pose
Allura was quietly stunned for a minute
"ok,ok ...Didn't any one tell you that you love me? I thought you knew."
"Lotor,... are you trying PICK-UP lines on me????"
"Well Nothing Else Has Worked So Far!!!" he paused for breath,... "ok so, hypothetically, what lines are effective with a girl like you?"
Allura tried not to laugh "No, not that one either"
Lotor kept going "You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!"
She looked hopeful "does that mean if you never did, you'd die miserable"
"Come on, I ask so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say"
"Where did you get these from Lotor"
"The internet, they were guaranteed" he threw another one in "Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!"
"You believed a guarantee on the internet?" she asked incrediously.
"Do you believe in deja vu? because I can tell just what's going to happen next!
Allura answered dryly "I slap you in the face?"
"hmm, kinky" Lotor reflected
"Urgh, ...Fuck off!"
"Ok fine!" he drew his sword "It's plain brute force time"
Suddenly Pidge came flying through the air and kicked Lotor in the face.
Pidge gasped for air "woah! ...I did ...a lap, ...needed ...a ...run up"
They started to exit the area
Allura looked over her shoulder and stopped "Poor Lotor, I guess he's having a bad time"
"WHAT!?! NO!!! Don't you dare start feeling sorry for him! Lotor is not good! Lotor BAD, BAD BLUE DUDE LOTOR! ...you have to get over this whole sympathy thing Allura. Geez!"
Allura held her hands up "Ok, ok, I get your point."
...
Zarkon stumbled across Lotor, and found him nursing his wounds "Come on kid, I'll buy you an ice-pack"
Lotor glanced up from dabbing the blood off his forehead "I'm sure we've been over this 'kid' term Dad."
Haggar looked pitifully down at him "So are you over her yet?"
"No, but I'm really pissed off with him"
"I'm sure you weren't really getting anywhere with her anyway, you know" said Zarkon
"And you're an ugly butt face, but let's not point out the obvious here"
Haggar giggled in the way only an evil witch can do.
Lotor sulked and addressed Haggar "oh, Coba's looking for you, I think he wants to make up"
[silence]
"...where is he?"
"I don't know, probably back at the hotel putting on his face and making himself sexy for you."
Zarkon laughed maniacally like only an evil megalomaniac can do.
Haggar pouted "You suck guys. Why do I hang around you?"
"I pay you well?"
She sneered at Zarkon "You haven't paid me in months you fool"
Lotor gestured toward his father "You're madly in love with him?"
Zarkon stopped dead in his tracks, and went an icy-pale blue.
Haggar ignored Lotor "I guess it's the comedy value. ...Oh and the Robeast creation, and maybe my evil lair on your planet Zak, that's pretty cool. Thanks for the space by the way."
They wandered off towards the horizon
...
The Voltron Force, Romelle, Sven, Midori, Grön, and Yuki giggled along the road into edibility, after accidentally burning most of their food in the bonfire they were looking for a snack and settled on fastfood so they wouldn't have to wait. They walked into a very plastic looking burger bar, ordered, and filed off to a booth with all their individual trays and vaguely edible substances.
They sat chatting aimiably about nonsense for a while, then Grön suddenly sat up straight, looking back at the order counter "Hey look, it's Lotor, his weird father and that witch with her blue cat" Zarkon, Lotor, Haggar and Coba had just come in and were staring up at the menu.
Midori drew her attention away from her burger just long enough to glance up "Must've made up huh?"
The Voltron force, Romelle and Sven screamed. Then all the force except Keith and Allura started calling out insults.
Lotor noticed first and looked sutibly pissed-off
Yuki exchanged looks with Grön "err, what's going on"
He was just as puzzled "not sure."
Keith pulled the others back down on their seats like a mother "stop it, you'll start a fight"
Lotor stalked over "what's wrong girly-locks, got your gogo boots in a knot?"
With a primal scream of anger, Keith launched himself at Lotor and they fell to the ground in a fist fight.
The others jaws dropped in shock at his outburst
Zarkon sighed "I can't take you anywhere can I?"
Keith shouted a word with each punch "THEY ARE NOT GOGO BOOTS"
Lance said quietly "remind me never to tease him about that again"
Allura coughed "erm, maybe we should break them up guys"
"strip naked, that'll do it" Pidge suggested
Allura started beating the fuck out of Pidge
"Aaagh!, hey Allura, it was just a joke! I'm SORRY!!!"
The manager came out of the staff area and said with a terribly lame dramatic look on his face "Oh, my god! It's a burger-room-brawl"
Lance broke a chair over his head and knocked him out.
Romelle grabbed the remaining chair leg out of his hand "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"
He scratched his head "I dunno, it just seemed appropriate"
She called Sven "Go drag Keith out of that fight!"
"What! why me?"
"Hey! I'm your ruler, and that was an order!" She stomped off to drag Allura and Pidge apart
Hunk leaned over the back of the booth to join in on the conversation "You know technically, you're on holiday, so you don't have to obey her"
Lance and Hunk both gave him peer pressure looks.
"Now you are both helping me!" He dragged them in by their elbows.
They both complained and he added lightheartedly "We are in this together ok, fellow space explorers!"
"Yeah ok. We're helping you, we're helping you!" They grumbled.
They extracted Keith and ran off
<Chaper 5: They do lots of running around and stuff>
Chapter Six; Anchovie
Pidge woke up with an arm draped across his chest and immediately panicked at the thought of having to try and remember someone's name. But it turned out, he and Lance had just crashed on the same couch.
Hunk was wandering about the suite, not feeling well.
Allura came out of the bathroom looking squeaky clean, but without any mice today (they stayed at home) "Good morning"
Hunk: "You look way too healthy" He certainly didn't "I think it was something I ate at lunch yesterday"
Lance finally sat up to make room on the couch after many kicks from Pidge, "sue them"... he paused, and looked at Pidge "why did we sleep here when we both have beds?"
Pidge: "I'm really not sure."
Midori, looking bright, cheery and well rested, came out of Keith's room. They all looked surprised. None of them could actually remember her coming back to the hotel with them. She said goodbye and headed off.
Hunk threw up all over the floor.
They tried to call for a cleaner, but apparently the cleaning staff were on strike. Or holiday. Or maybe they were dead. The receptionist didn't seem to know.
They stood there looking at it for a while before Pidge couldn't stand the smell anymore and cleaned it up.
Allura: "Ha ha, I knew he'd fold first"
Keith came out of his room covered in green slimy mucus.
The other's stared at him.
Lance: (addressing the narrator) "What did you expect us to do?"
Hunk: (addressing Keith) "What the fuck happened to you?"
Keith: (quivering) "um,.. I 'think' we had sex." He slipped out of the room without further comment. Leaving the others with only each other and the slug-trail to stare at.
Pidge: (minor whine) "Man, I just washed that floor"
Hunk: "I'm glad he didn't say, you should've seen the other guy."
This time they hassled the receptionist until she sent someone up to clean the mess.
A small trail of little blue things dressed in white came in the door. The front one was wearing red. "Ok my smurfs, now let's smurf this mess away and then we can all have a smurfy good time"
Hunk: "Oh man, I didn't think the mushroom sauce, was made from those kind of mushrooms!"
Brainy: (jumping up in shock) "You smurfed our mushrooms!!!"
Papa Smurf: "Now, now Brainy, i'm sure he didn't smurf them on purpose. There are plenty of mushrooms for every-smurf."
The blue dudes finished their cleaning, and left all in a line again.
"La La Li La La La, La Li La La La"
No-one was quite sure how to react.
Pidge: "Was that one with the blonde hair, wearing a dress and high heels???"
Lance: "She was kinda cute"
The others looked at him strangely
Chapter Seven; Shades of green
Meanwhile in the Irish pub they'd gone to the night before, Midori, who it turned out works there, was having to put up with a whining customer.
"They always pick on me! I mean am I so bad?"
Midori: "I don't know, are you?"
"Has anybody ever told you that your eyes look like emeralds"
Midori: (sigh) "yes"
"You look like the love of my life ...only green" In between each comment he took another sip of his green-scotch(!), he'd now finished it and was really beginning to slur. "I need anavver dinkK!"
Midori wiped the spit off her face "Sir I think you've had enough drinks for ten o'clock in the morning, try coming back at..."
The man drew his sword, "Wot!?!"
Midori couldn't hack this so early in the day. She poured him another drink and hoped he'd pass out.
One of his friends came up with a map.
Haggar: "Oooh, look Lotor... They've got one of those pools with balls in it?"
Lotor (sobering up at the shock of seeing Haggar so out of character): "Aren't you a bit old for that?"
Haggar: "I'm too old for everything you fool! Anyway, we're on holiday! It's time to let your hair down and shed those years away"
Lotor: "I didn't think you had any hair"
Haggar sneered at him
Lotor: "Ok, just promise me you won't start wearing bikini's" he looked sick at his own thoughts and turned back to the bartender only to find a man looking back at him.
Lotor: "Hey! you were female a second ago! I'm not that drunk, I know you were."
Grön: (swedish for green) "That was my sister, we both work here."
Lotor: "Oh that's ok then, because you really DON'T look like the love of my life"
Grön: "I'm very glad to hear that sir"
The smurfs walked up onto the bar to order some stiff drinks after their recent traumatic cleaning event.
Lotor: (checking out Smurfette) "Hi there!, tough morning?"
Smurfette was sipping on a drink of midori. "Yeah, we had to smurf up some vomit, I don't know what that smurf smurfed, but it really stank"
Papa-smurf: (downing a smurf-size shot of green scotch) "I've never smurfed so much sick!"
...
In the Voltron force's hotel room, the phone was ringing. Which was a pity. Because everyone had gone out except for Pidge who was in the shower.
He scrambled out dripping wet and barely wrapped in a towel to answer it.
Pidge: "This had better be important", he picked up the phone "Hello"
Phone: ..."Squeak!"
Pidge: "Cheddar!"
Cheddar: "Squeak"
Pidge: "What are you ringing for?"
Cheddar: "Sque-Squeak Sq-Squeaksqk, Squeak Sque-squea-Squeak!!!"
Pidge: "Huh?"
Cheddar: "Sque-Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak!"
Pidge: "Oh ok! hang on, I'll be right there."
He put the phone down, just as Allura wandered back on in to find him barely not-naked.
Allura: "Aaagh! ..Pidge!!!"
Pidge: "Oh great timing Allura, couldn't you have been a minute earlier?" He headed back to the bathroom "Hang about, i'm going to need your help"
Allura: (not wanting to think about the answer) "Err, why?"
Pidge's voice came muffled through the door: "The mice are here, they're having trouble getting through customs" He came out dressed "They don't have passports you know"
Allura: "How did they get here?"
Pidge: "In their mini-mouseship, I guess they got sick of Nanny and Koran", he paused "er, can I borrow your toothbrush? I forgot mine"
Allura: "why don't you borrow Hunk's?"
Pidge: "He forgot his too"
After Pidge brushed his teeth, they made there way over to the space port to try and free the mice from the evil grip of the customs officers.
Customs officer: "They don't have passports"
Allura: "I've seen other people around with animals, do they all have passports?"
Customs officer: "well no, but you have to understand that we accidentally let an evil cat in the other day, and it's already killed somebody"
Pidge: "But these mice are good!", whisper: "mostly".
Allura shot Pidge a dirty look, before going into her long spiel to the customs officers about how the mice are her friends and they used to do the can-can-dance for her and stuff, to cheer her up, because her parents were too busy running the planet to spend anytime with her, even though they loved her dearly and she really misses them. And oh, boy she is so deprived that...
The customs officers let them take the mice, to shut her up.
Allura: "What nice men"
Pidge: "I can't believe that worked"
Allura: "you can't believe what worked?"
Before they left the duty free shopping area, Pidge bought toothbrushes for himself, Hunk, and Lance.
...
Back at The Limerick Arms (that dodgy Irish pub, does have a name after all) Things had deteriorated. Assuming we consider that possible for a moment.
Lotor, who was now too drunk to lean on the bar properly, and had been abandoned by Haggar in favour of child-terrorising, was at a table complaining about his life to a rogue smurf who had fallen asleep leaning on an empty glass.
Grön came up to Lotor's table to clear the drinks away and accidentally knocked over the smurf, waking him up.
Grön: "woops, sorry"
Znzzy smurf: "Wahsmf!.. yeh, I smurfily sympathise with you there Lotor."
Lotor: "I luv you man"
Znzzy smurf: "I smurf you too man"
Grön went out the back, to laugh about them in the safety of the kitchen.
Haggar returned: "I can't find Coba anywhere Lotor!"
Lotor: "You're cat? Does it matter?"
Haggar: "He killed someone"
Lotor: "Good for him"
Haggar: "And I think security are on to him"
Lotor: "Uhh,... ...you know, i'm not going to be happy if I have to help bust your cat out of jail."
Haggar: "I'm not worried about them catching him, I'm worried about him killing them when they try to you fool. If he does that, we'll get kicked out."
...
Pidge came back into the hotel room "Hey guys look who I just found"
Allura, Romelle, Keith, Hunk, Lance, and Sven all screamed.
Hunk: "That's Haggar's blue cat!"
Pidge put Coba down on the floor
Lance: "Which means Haggar is here somewhere"
Coba took a few steps forward
Keith: "And probably so is Lotor, if no-one else"
Coba tottered to the side a little
Sven: "There goes our holiday"
Coba fell over
Pidge: "I think he's drunk! He smells like vodka"
Allura: "Well what did you bring him in here for?"
Coba rubbed himself up against Sven's leg and licked his feet
Sven: "ewww"
Pidge: "er I dunno, he looked in need of a place to crash. Anyway you're the one that always talks about how nobody's evil the whole way through and we should give everyone a second chance"
Allura: "Yeah, but..."
Coba looked up at Allura with an innocent look that made her soft heart melt and she bent down to scratch his stomach.
Lance: "NO, Bad cat!... Allura what are you doing?"
Keith: "Take him outside Pidge"
Pidge: "Ok, ok, yeesh" Pidge picked him up and headed outside "poor Kitty, nobody loves you" Coba burped the stench of several different alcoholic spirits and nestled into Pidge's chest.
Hunk: "If we're lucky, he's too drunk to remember where our hotel room is tomorrow"
Lance: "I hope so."
They all began to breath properly again.
Keith: "Well anyway, let's go out. They can't find us if we're not here"
Hunk: "Good plan, I'm all for delaying the inevitable"
And they skedaddled
<Chapter 8: Firemask>
The Voltron Force are in Tuxedoes, or something similar, and wearing French/Italian-Style Feathery Masks
Hunk: Pidge! Oh wait, nevermind, just some other short guy... (looking at "some other short guy")
Lance: It's awfully hard to keep track of the others in this crowd.
They eventually find the others and sit around a campfire, burning the masks.
Lance: Yeay!!! The Liberation!!!
some chatter.
Ed Note: I forgot Pidge was in another area of the resort with the mice.
Keith passed out and came to (again).
Sven is wearing a blue Dress.
Keith: oh yeah Sven why are you wearing a Dress?!?
Lance: we were trying to ignore that fact.
Hunk: Yeah, and it wasn't easy.
Sven: I just wanted to dance the guys always have to ask the girls, it's really not fair I love too dance, I'mm just shy.
Keith asked something, poking at the dress.
Sven: Pardon???
Keith: Nevermind.
Chapter Nine; Shades of Blue
Zarkon walked into the Limerick Arms, up to the bar, and slapped Lotor hard on the back.
Zarkon: "Hey kid, how are ya?"
Lotor took his head back out of his drink: "You hurt my nose"
Zarkon ignored his response. "I need a drink, where's the bartender"
Grön: "here"
Lotor: "And don't call me kid"
Zarkon: "get me a drink"
Grön: "what type would you like sir?"
Zarkon: "alcoholic"
Grön: (muttering under his breath) "no shit, Sherlock!" He poured him a scotch, and Zarkon downed it in one shot, then banged the glass down for another one.
Zarkon: "So son, are you enjoying the holiday?"
Lotor muttered something.
Zarkon: "Look cheer up, so they won the battle, but we're going to conquer the universe!!! YA HA HA (evil laugh plus thunder)"
Grön: "woah, cool effect"
Lotor: "I want Allura too"
Zarkon's mood was immediately dampened. "Look forget about her already. She's a wanky little prissy moron, what do you want her for anyway, you've got a full harem of women, you're going to inherit the universe, just be happy with that ok."
Grön: "wow, you've got a full harem of women?"
Lotor: "Yeah... but,"
Grön: "Gee, I have a new found respect for you"
Lotor: "Really?"
Grön: "yeah. ...Do you have any men in it?"
Lotor: "No! Why?"
Grön: "No reason, just wondering" he backed off a little towards the kitchen
Zarkon: "Hey wait, I need some more drinks"
Lotor: "Dad this guy keeps teasing me, because I tried to pick up his sister and it didn't work"
Grön: "She thought you were gay, err, no offence to gay people" He swiped Zarkon's card
Lotor: "WHAT!?!"
Zarkon cracked up laughing
Grön: "And that was before! Wait until she finds out your father wears dresses"
Zarkon: "Hey this is a royal robe! Not a dress!" But was immediately placated by the two bottles of scotch Grön put down in front of him. Lotor started sobbing into his drink
Zarkon: "Shit Lotor, do you always have to be like this when you drink so much, you're an embarrassment to the family. Where's Haggar anyway?"
Lotor: "On the floor"
Zarkon looked down. "Oh yeah, what's she doing there" Haggar was quietly chanting to herself
Lotor: "She drank too much"
Zarkon: "Haggar drank too much?"
Grön: "We're totally out of vodka now, first time in 3 years"
Lotor: "Some guy told her she was ugly"
Zarkon: "What!?! But she is ugly, I tell her that all the time!"
Lotor: "Maybe she doesn't believe us"
Grön: "Actually she said it was because she had a fight with her cat"
Lotor: "Oh right! So that's why Coba ran off"
Zarkon: "Ha ha, lovers tiff!" he paused, looking at Haggar's sorry state. "Hmm, maybe we should take her back to the hotel room. Come on Lotor, pick her up."
Lotor tried to get up and fell on the floor, face down.
Zarkon: "Voltron!"
Haggar: "Don't be sweeaaring Zak."
Zarkon: "I'd hate to know what state Coba's in, if you're like this" He picked Haggar up and started to piggyback her out the door. "Are you coming or not Lotor?"
Lotor was still lying on the floor "I'm thinking about it." He moaned.
Grön checked his pulse just in case. "Poor guy, you're really not so bad"
Lotor: "I'll have you know i'm very bad! You just caught me on an off day"
Grön: "Sure" He grinned "Hey, I tell you what, i'm off work now, i'll help you home ok?"
Lotor: "...*grumble* thanks"
Grön: "pardon?"
Lotor: "nothing"
The four of them stumbled off to the hotel, and up to their room. Grön went to put Lotor to bed and Zarkon dumped Haggar in the bath and turned the cold water on full blast
Lotor: "I don't wanna go to bed"
Grön: "sure you do, trust me"
Lotor: "...ok well, maybe, just for a little while"
Haggar: "Aaagh what are you doing?"
Zarkon: "Sobering you up"
Haggar: "why?"
Zarkon: "So I can go and drink some more"
...
Down the road a little, in another dodgy pub Pidge and Coba sat in a corner talking.
Pidge: "Well you know, maybe if you just talk to her..."
Coba: "Meow, hiss."
Pidge: "Have you tried? Maybe she's sorry too?"
Coba: "Hiss"
Pidge: "No it's not just a good-guy thing, even evil witches can be sorry sometimes too."
Coba: "Meo-meow"
Pidge: "Good point, I guess I don't really know any, now that I think about it."
Rogue-chick: "Hey you aren't really talking to that stupid looking blue cat are you?"
Coba attacked her and she ran off screaming.
Pidge: "O-oh, I think we're about to get kicked out"
...
Haggar wasn't sober by the time Zarkon finished the two bottles of scotch from just sitting in cold water. So he started dunking her head repeatedly.
Haggar: "Hey! what's the big idea"
[He dunked her again]
Zarkon: "It's a local water sport, it's called dunking for haggars"
[He dunked her again]
Haggar: "No, I know that one..."
[He dunked her again]
Haggar: "It's played like this..."
[He dunked her again]
And she pulled him into the cold bath with her.
Zarkon: "Aaaaaaagh! You witch!"
Haggar: "You fool! YA HA HA (evil cackle)"
Zarkon: "Well it's good to see your back to your normal self"
Grön, looking bright, cheery and well rested, came out of Lotor's room
Zarkon: "What the fuck are you still doing here?"
Grön: "leaving actually, so get over it" And he left.
Lotor came out of his room covered in green slimey mucus.
The other's stared at him.
Haggar: (addressing the narrator) "What did you expect us to do?"
Zarkon: (addressing Lotor) "What the fuck happened to you?"
Lotor: (quivering) "um,.. I 'think' we had a battle ...He heh, Anyway, you should've seen the other guy"
Haggar: "we just did, he looks fine"
Lotor: "ah, he just heals quickly" He slithered into the shower
Haggar: "cool slug-trail"
Zarkon: "Yeah, this room needed some decoration"
Haggar: "So anyway, why did you need me sober for you to drink more?"
Zarkon: "You're my drinking buddy Hag!"
Haggar: "Uhh... Well, ok. But no telling how long I'll last" They both got up out of the bath, wrung the water out of their robes, and wandered out of the hotel room and down the hall.
...
At the 'bonfire night' Romelle was getting tetchy. "Dam'mit, we need some more chicks here"
Keith, Sven, Lance, and Hunk all sat up extremely straight
Hunk: "Why Romelle, I never knew you were that way inclined"
Romelle hit him. "Allura, don't you get sick of hanging round these boys all the time"
Sven: "Hey!"
Allura: "I guess i'm kind of used to it... besides it really pisses Nanny and Koran off" She grinned like an anime character
Romelle: "We'll be back!" She dragged Allura off.
Lance: "Are they going off to get more women to join us? Man why didn't we think of suggesting that earlier"
Hunk: "Maybe they're just going off to get more women to join them"
Sven: "Do you think you'll mind if we watch?"
Keith: "Just try and keep your mind out of the gutter for half a second guys. Besides, hypothetically speaking. No!!! I don't think they'd let us watch"
Sven: "Damn"
Romelle came back with Midori, Yuki (the geisha), and Grön.
Hunk: "Hey! he's not a woman!"
Grön: "That's what I said"
Romelle: "Oh, woops"
Lance: "Where did Allura go?"
Romelle: "She's checking out the local district
Hunk: "Maybe she's looking for the smurfs."
Keith: "Oh good god, can we leave the smurfs alone please?"
...
In Zarkon, Haggar, and Lotor's hotel room, there was a scratching at the door. Lotor answered it, by now, freshly clean and dressed. ...It was Coba. They stood staring at each other for awhile.
Lotor: "you're welcome back in, but Haggar's not here if that's who you're looking for"
Coba looked depressed. He looked behind him at a bush, which made some weird movements as if there was someone under it making gestures to him. Coba turned back to Lotor.
Coba: "Meow?"
Lotor: "I don't know where she went"
Coba did the whole bush thing again, and turned back to Lotor again. "Meeeeow hiss.."
Lotor: "No I won't help you find her" He walked over to the bush and moved it, revealing Pidge. "Ahh, it's the small stupid green one!"
Pidge: "Hey!" and then thought better of arguing about that. He ran for it.
Lotor drew he sword and chased him. Then realised he was still a little more totally plastered than he'd originally assumed of himself. Nevertheless, he chased him anyway. Just badly, and looking quite stupid.
Chapter Ten; The Great Chase
Pidge and Lotor ran through 'Kidz', including a trek through the big pool with balls in it. Lotor chucking children out over his shoulder as he passed them by (just for the sport of it)
Then they passed Zarkon and Haggar lounging around in the ballpool drinking cocktails.
Zarkon: "What are you doing?"
Lotor: (stopping in confusion) "What are you doing?"
Zarkon: "Do you think i'm going to hang out in a real pool with Haggar, she'd have to wear bathers"
Haggar: "Tell me about it, you're no king charming yourself Zarkon"
Lotor ran off to gain ground
Haggar: "Go Lotor!!!"
Zarkon: "It's not a track event, Haggar"
Haggar: "It should be"
They ran though 'Edibility', and Lotor stopped for just a moment to try and chat up a waitress.
Lotor: "Hey! You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?"
Waitress: "Beat it creep"
But he made up all the time he'd lost previously because Pidge stopped in 'Excuse-me', to try and chat up a cute nurse, but wasn't as direct so it took longer
Pidge: "Hi, my name's Pidge"
Nurse: "Hi Pidge"
Pidge: "Er, so... come here often"
Nurse: "I work here"
Pidge: "So if I get really drunk would it be you that pumps my stomach?"
Nurse: "Maybe. Is that something you'd like?"
Pidge: "Could we go for coffee afterwards?"
Nurse: "There's a machine at the end of the hall, if you really want to have coffee, you don't have to have your stomach pumped first"
Lotor appeared at the end of the hallway and let out a blood thirsty scream
Pidge: "Err, I better go, nice meeting you"
Nurse: "Thanks. Bye."
Pidge managed to lose him for a little while in 'Amuse-me', until Lotor just went up on the ferris wheel to see if he could he see Pidge, and actually found Pidge on the ferris wheel.
The exact same thing happened in 'Monuments', on the 'Mega-Big-Thing' only they went back down again much faster because they could just take the lifts (yes different ones) instead of waiting for the ride to finish.
They both ran very slowly through 'Beach Ball', partially because they couldn't run fast in sand, and partially because of all the people they felt like looking at.
Then they reached 'Parti'
...
The 'Dodgy Pubs', and 'Night Clubs', sections were fairly non eventful.
When they reached the 'The biggest pool party of them all', Pidge dived straight in and swam torpedo style most of the way through the pool, tripping a couple of people up as he went.
Lotor, ran around the edge of the pool, swerving around people. Pushing a few of them into the pool, and then tripped head over heels over one of the non-swim up cocktail bars.
He barely recovered in time to notice Pidge run into the 'Masquerade ball'.
Pidge figured he was safe, it was a big crowd, everyone was dressed more or less in the same type of standard black suit. Then he remembered he was wearing a totally green soaking wet jumpsuit.
He tried hiding under a passing lady's dress as Lotor burst in. The lady screamed, and he was thrown out of the building. At least it gave him a running start.
...
'Bonfire night'
...
Pidge ran head first into Allura, knocking them both over.
Allura: "Ouch, ...oh there you are Pidge, we've been wondering what happened to you..."
Pidge: "No!!! Talk not!!! Run now!!! Breath later!!!" Pidge tugged at her sleeve for a moment, then screamed and ran off into the moonlight
Allura: "Huh?"
Lotor: "My God! It's you!"
Allura: "O-oh..." she made like a tree, and tried to leave, but he grabbed her elbow. "Ouch."
Lotor: "My god you're beautiful! ...worship me!!!"
Allura: "Uh-huh. Wow! you have your own personal god! That's cool. Well, you guys have fun together, I have an, err, thing to go to" She tugged a bit "And i'm really late"
Lotor: "I have a better thing idea for you. Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell people we did anyway"
Allura reflected for a moment. "I think i've heard that one before somewhere", then turned square to face him. "NO!"
His grip loosened and she bolted, but he caught her.
Lotor: "Hey aren't you forgetting something?"
Allura: "What?"
Lotor: "Me!!!"
Allura: "Oh believe me no, I am so NOT forgetting that"
Lotor semi-panicked for a moment "er, er, OK! Try this one, ...You know, I'm not just an interesting person, I have a body, too." He struck a standard sexy pose
Allura was quietly stunned for a minute
Lotor: "ok,ok ...Didn't any one tell you that you love me? I thought you knew."
Allura: "Lotor,... are you trying PICK-UP lines on me????"
Lotor: "Well Nothing Else Has Worked So Far!!!" he paused for breath,... "ok so, hypothetically, what lines are effective with a girl like you?"
Allura: "No, not that one either"
Lotor: "You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!"
Allura: "does that mean if you never did, you'd die miserable"
Lotor: "Oh come on, I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say"
Allura: "Where did you get these from Lotor"
Lotor: "The internet, they were guaranteed" he threw another one in "Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!"
Allura: "You believed a guarantee on the internet?"
Lotor (desperately): Do you believe in deja vu? because I can tell just what's going to happen next!
Allura (dryly): "I slap you in the face?"
Lotor: "hmm, kinky"
Allura: "Urgh, ...Fuck off!"
Lotor: "Ok fine!" he drew his sword "It's plain brute force time"
Suddenly Pidge came flying through the air and kicked Lotor in the face.
Pidge (gasping for air): "woah! ...I did ...a lap, ...needed ...a ...run up"
They started to exit the area
Allura: "Poor Lotor, I guess he's having a bad time"
Pidge: "WHAT!?! NO!!! Don't you dare start feeling sorry for him! Lotor is not good! Lotor BAD, BAD BLUE DUDE LOTOR! ...you have to get over this whole sympathy thing Allura. Geez!"
Allura: "Ok, ok, I get your point."
Chapter Twelve; Fight! Fight! Fight!
Lotor: "Haggar! Quick! I command you to create a robeast!"
Haggar: "What!!! I can't do it just like that! My powers aren't a play thing, for you to turn on and off at will. I won't be your magic toy. ...Besides I don't have my facilities, and who would I use?"
Everyone had run off.
Zarkon: "USE ME!!! I'll defeat them once and for all!!! YA HA HA! (evil laugh)"
Lotor's look of shock suddenly changed with his evil quick thinking. "Yes! And if you fail, I get to rule! YA HA HA! (super evil laugh)"
Zarkon stopped laughing for just a moment whilst he gave Lotor a dirty look. "Better still use Lotor! YA HA HA! (super evil laugh plus thunder and lightening)"
Whilst they argued some more, the Voltron force, who by now had hightailed their way the hell out of there had stopped to catch their breath.
Pidge (holding his side): "great, now what?"
Sven: "What do we do if Haggar makes a robeast out of hamburgers or something? Even Hunk's not that hungry! And we all just ate"
Hunk wacked Sven over the back of his head
Sven: "Ouch!"
Keith: "I think we need the cavalry"
He flicked up the face of his watch and pressed the special, secret, long distance, "here boy!" button.
...
Back on Arus... the automatic pilot "Yessir! right away sir!" sequence kicked in on all five lions, and they took off into space headed towards the dodgy-tourist-planet.
Much to the utter shock and panic of Nanny and Koran, who were in the Red and Green lions fooling around on the intercom system, and playing networked Doom on the consoles.
...
Half and hour later... the lions dropped out of "mega-speed" and were there.
Haggar had just left the father and son wrestling match and on her own initiative created a really ugly looking robeast out of the burger restaurant manager.
Lance: "Oh shit! now I feel really bad!"
The lions landed, and the force rejoiced.
It was cut short however by Nanny and Koran emerging and cutting sick at them for the lack of warning.
Keith: "Okay! sorry. Yeesh! I didn't know. ...what were you two doing in them anyway?"
They both fell silent for a moment and avoided all eye contact.
...
The Robeast knocked down a building, and some innocent civilians ran past screaming.
Keith: "Right team! lets get to the lions!"
Sven: "I'm with you Allura! I'm sure as hell not staying here!"
Allura: "Good! If I pass out you can take over, ok?"
Sven: "Sure"
Allura: "Thanks, i'll keep that in mind"
All the other non-force members didn't like the idea of staying on the ground either, so they all went and infringed on the personal piloting space of a force member.
Midori and Grön ran into green lion with Pidge.
PLEASE NOTE:
Colours on the left indicate which lion it's all happening in.
Midori: "You guys do this all the time right?"
Pidge: "Yep, s'all good!"
Grön: "Oooh! it's so green"
Pidge: "Gee, get over it, already"
Hunk absent mindedly cleared the mess away from his console by throwing it over his shoulder, and accidentally hit Nanny on the head with an apple core.
Nanny: "Ouch"
Koran: "Hunk!"
Hunk: "Haha, payback!"
Romelle came up enthusiastically to Keith. "Kick some Robeast butt, man!"
Keith: "Romelle will you get out of the way of the view screen." He shoved her behind him
Romelle: "Aww, I can't see as well here."
Keith: "Ok team, let's attack from all five sides"
Allura: "but it's not a pentagon"
The Lions all launched themselves at the Robeast, and it batted them each off in turn.
Allura attacked at head level, and scored some damage infliction for the team. Rebounding off the next attack, blue lion crashed unwittingly near the original location of the burger restaurant.
Lotor: "Allura!" ...he let his father out of his head grip and climbed up onto bluelion, pressing his manly body up against the view screen. Allura screamed and passed out.
Sven took control of the console and shook the head of blue lion so fast, that Lotor was sent flying into the side of a building.
Zarkon climbed up on top of a pile of rubble to sit down next to Haggar.
Zarkon: "who's winning?"
Haggar passed him some popcorn. "The Robeast. The lion's attack is all over the place. It makes me think there might be added influences affecting things here."
Yuki: (covered her ears) "Lance I really think your intercom is fucked!"
Lance: "No that's just Nanny screaming ...poor Hunk"
*THUNK*
Hunk: "Thanks Koran"
Koran: "My pleasure. Should I gag her too, incase she wakes back up?"
Hunk: "No, that's cool"
Sven: "This is not working! ...why don't we just form voltron? I can't believe you guys still even try it this way! Haven't you noticed it doesn't work?"
Keith: "Hey that's my call Sven, not yours"
Sven: "Oh, sorry"
...[pause]...
Keith: "We need Voltron! Come on team let's go!"
Pidge: "Gee Keith you're so good at the drama, ...I really look up to you"
Everyone except Keith laughed
Keith ignored them, and the five lions flew up to converge.
Keith: "Getting ready to form voltron!
Activate interlock
Dynatherms connected
Infracells up
Mega thruster are go
Lets Go Voltron Force!
Form feet and legs
Form arms and body
And I'll form the head"
Romelle: "Man that sounds stupid"
"Go Voltron!"
Sven whispered to Allura. "Do you think he'll just get to it and form the damn sword for a change?"
Allura: "No, but if you tell him to, he'll take even longer to do it"
Sven: "Can't Lance and Pidge just do it anyway"
Allura: "I don't know,.. I've always wondered that"
Down on the planet surface Lotor emerged with a mega-phone. "They are SO Go-Go boots, and they look fucking stupid!"
Keith: "Oh that does it, he's dead! Let's get him team"
Lance: "Woah Keith! Can we just kill the robeast first?"
The Robeast shot an electric charge from it's eyes at them and they all screamed out of uncontrollable pain.
Voltron fell over on his back.
Hunk: "Arrgh, I hate it when they do that!!!"
Keith: "Right! let's finish this greasy bastard off! FORM BLAZING SWORD!"
Lance (to Yuki): "I love this bit" :)
They lit up the sky with their sword and rushed at the Robeast. It never knew what hit it. And when the beast exploded, the surrounding buildings never knew what hit them. (Although part of it later tested in science labs to contain pig fat, and plastic)
Once again peace reigned across the universe.
And Zarkon, Lotor, and Haggar skipped the planet without paying their Hotel bill.
THE END
[extracts from the Australian Oxford Dictionary]
Anti- pref. opposed to; counter acting
Climax n. point of greatest interest or intensity, sexual orgasm
Dictionary n. book that lists and explains the words of a language or the topics of a subject
Anti-climax n. dull ending where a climax was expected
Zucchini n. small greenskinned vegetable marrow ...[oh woops! not relevant]
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