MagusX1's old rant on the NCC

Ed Note-

This is MagusX1's old rant on the "No Cussing Club", first uploaded on January 8th, 2009. It stayed up for around 5 years, then mysteriously went down with most of the rest of his videos. He followed it with a dramatic reading of True Stories form the No Cussing Club, saying "These people are just really sensitive" and that this will be the last he has to say about the Politeness Police fucks.

The cheezy "I don't wanna hear ya talk foul song plays"

MagusX1: Oh My God, the NO CUSSING CLUB, WHAT THE FUCK?!?

MagusX1's intro plays.

MagusX1: Yeah, Ladies and Gentlemen, the No Cussing Club. It all got started

when little Mckay Hatch literally got offended by a bunch of big kids cussing.

He couldn't handle that; - just to let you know, cussing IS a part of real life,

and he formed the No Cussing Club.

Is it really that bad to cuss in the first place?

This Club has 20,000 members. Alicia Silverstone's a member, Hulk Hogan is a member,

Some Guy on CNN is a member, Los Angeles Fire Marshal and Los Angeles Sheriff,

they're al members.

He's even come out with a book: The No Cussing Club Book: How I beat Peer Pressure, and

so can you. Now, let's analyze that, Peer Pressure is when you force someone to do,

or not to do something, that silly rap song he does at the beginning of the video,

"If ya wanna hang with us, don't cuss." "If ya wanna hang with us, don't cuss."

See? It Rhymes, it tries to be clever, but guess what it really is, FUCKING PEER

PRESSURE FOLKS!!!

OH NO, I CAN'T HANG OUT WITH THEM, I JUST CUSSED!

He's doing what he claims he fought, using Peer Pressure to stop cussing, and yet he

claims he beat peer pressure.

"If ya wanna hang with us, don't cuss."

That's Peer Pressure, when you force people to do, or not to do something,

and when he does that silly rap song at the beginning, he goes up to the big kids,

and acts like the big man on campus, and takes his Basketball. "you guys don't cuss-uhr-kay!"

That's Hypocrisy. He's doing what he claims he avoided-go watch the beginning of the video.

...It's Bullying! These guys promote bullying! There are a lot of groups out there that

use noble goals to brainwash people, guys like PETA, and the No Cussing Club, who use

Peer Pressure and Propaganda...

"You can only be with us if you do Acid!"

It's the same... concept.

And 20,000 members, is really nothing to brag about, look at the population of the world,

a lot of clubs have 1,000,000+ members, 20,000, that's nothing.

The kid's father too, is a douchebag, the video shows him going up to a drive-thru window,

saying all gruff "You do me a favor?" and the lady at the window asks "What?"

and the guy sez "Could you not cuss, it's for my son's No Cussing Club.",

live he doesn't give a shit, and she sez "ok, sure", like she doesn't care.

See, it's like these people aren't even that nice!

So, I'm against the No Cussing Club, I don't care if Alicia Silverstone endorses it,

I don't care if Hulk Hogan endorses it, I don't even care if CNN endorses the motherfuckers,

they are hypocrites, hy-po-crites, hypocrites, it's as simple as that.

So, it is all that it sounds, they're hypocrites, and assholes, and they sound like they're

a bunch of bullies, and with that guys, Magus out.