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He11sing920 Rant #1:
The Epic Rant - JIPA Lunatics
Hey guys, What's up? This is Hellsing920 here, and I've got a lovely rant for you today,Â
Yeah, tonight's Epic rant is going to be about the Assholes, who spread their lunacy far and wide, and they pitch, an ungodly fucking fit, over what?!? a Rigged election, a buncha crap going on in Britain and Russia (...I don't know why they'd be having such un ungodly fit about that when it's half a world away from them), and it's driving me up the fuckin wall, with all their talk about cartoons, anime...
Yes, THEY ARE THE SAME. Fuck you. I don't care, go see my rant on Anime Fanboys; - they are all absolutely goddawful, and i WILL NOT repeat the same thing to those same bullshit chucking assholes, and all the fucking goddamn bullshit, and the bullshit.
Guys, <holding out hands>, I hate to break this to you, but you're making an ungodly racket, and nobody can tell a single fucking thing y'all are saying. OK? It's just goddamn *fucking* obscene. Whatever bullshit y'all are spouting, stop it, just...
Stop it, OK?
Nobody cares about Gina Carano, or Michael Brown, or some other such Pop Tart piece of Godawful shit, and you need to stop jumping all over trump. There's stupidity in Israel, and Palestine, and that Arab Asshole that got killed in New Orleans, and here y'all r bitching about what?!? some flavor of the month Brie Larson, Hockey Puck, NASCAR Dingo Dork-Fucker and the loss of a Sub near the Titanic's wreck.
These guys make me look like the coolest motherfucker ever, and I don't care if Meteo or David or some such asshole or bastard or douche warns me about, I don't think some motherfucking Gorilla's going to come and get me, all the way from motherfucking britain if I piss on thewse assholes in the sub, they make gaming geeks like me look bad, and I don't know *anyone* who'd just, suicidally throw themselves away!!! They want to be the next Jacques Cousteau, but they're NOT AS GOOD!!!!!
And the media... won't... stop Bitching, and Whining, and Pissing, and Moaning all about it, guys, SHUT UP. We can't do anything about it, and if these assholes wanna piss away their lives like Disney pisses away their criminal gains and theri IPs, they can do that...
...But it just means a flaming short bus for us to shit at. Chucking shit right back at the braindead chimps who started all this pissing, and bitching and drama... all of you, stop it. I want to line up and shoot every single one of the sad, fucking little dweeby motherfucking pinheads, and the lunatics who ape shit that hasn't been truly meaningfull for 25 years.
Stop being hysterical about it; - they all got clumsy and they went down with their sub. Media, I don't *care* about freedom of the press, for the love of Christ, Shut the fuck up!!! THere's no point, and if anyone should care about it, they can go to their goddamn library (fuck downloading that shit on their phont or some such bullshit) and look it up, what's done is done.
ANd don't bother, I'm bigger than you (in both mind and body), and I will, quite frankly, bitch you out and hammer you, with my fists and these rants; - I am a GODDAMN WIsconsin resident, an Oneida, and I helped some of you find justice, wisdom and peace, I paved the way, along with Big Al, Darkness, MagusX1, RandomDCE, David, and all those other assholes to make Youtube... Watchable. And I will not tolerate any bitching or Irrational galaxy of madness horseshit from you about the stupid media, or some recent event that, frankly, needs to dire in the fires of hell.
For the rest of you, take care, and I'll see you in the near future.
Peace.
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