1. sand pile, pins and needles, see Naples and die
2. election, position
3. pupil, apple
4. flurry, pal, fry, plural
5. OURS
6. Grey Poupon; ape, Groupon
7. OURS
8. oomp(a)h
9. revel, eh?) shunt. "Oof" or
10. Obama/Biden? Romney/Ryan? (O, bomb abide in Rahm near ayin)
11. OURS
12. braved, adverb
13. shalt be, The Last Battle
14. OURS
KU-1. dawns, Rom; sandworm
15. OURS
16. leap seconds, penal code
17. eight're keyed (turkey day)
18. OURS
19. OURS
20. printable, interpretable
21. peptic, pep talk
22. OURS
23. bleat, La Belle et la Bete
24. saber rattling
25. death and taxes
26. caesarean section
27. another presidential election
28. adulterer
29. sinecure
30. OURS
F-1. OURS
F-2. KT
CBRT
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F-4. W
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PRPRTS SNTHTC
CCPHNS STNSLW
HCKTWN SLNCNG
WLLNGL HDLGHT
MDGRDS PWRTLS
SHPMTS PRTNRD
SHRDNS PSCHCS
CSSTTS PRCVRS
NTHNLHWTHRN
TTSNDRNCS
CLCLTRS
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GHS
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F-5. BLFFR
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X-1. Aquafina? I think it means the end of water as we know it. Lewis Black
X-2. GOLDBERGTUBED
ISOURMORENOSO
ECONOMICCANTE
LATCOYLYHADES
GREEKSHEPBURN
UEROSUAWALLET
DUSTYRYEDENEB
GROOVEERAMIDE
RODGERSSPICES
AVASTRUDINHSE
MENUOANECDOTE
MTTUNICKARLOC
YOSOYHAMLISCH
These are winners of an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy and Tony
X-3. P A L P A B L E
L E A R B U M P
U F D O E S A E
M E MOMOMOMOR E
MOMOO S A M MOMO
O R C A N E T S
L A H A N N A H
A L E R T T H E
H E R B R A I D
"Grow a Mo" (moustache) in honor of Movember
X-4. OETMINLSA
SMNEALOIT
IALOSTMNE
TNSILAEOM
EIOTNMALS
ALMSEONTI
MSINOETAL
LOEATISMN
NTALMSIEO
X-5. F: To become what we are capable of becoming is the only end of life. Robert Louis Stevenson
I: Finally, in conclusion, let me just say this. Peter Sellers
N: From now until the end of time, no one else will ever see life with my eyes, and I mean to make the most of my chance. Christopher Marley
X-6. B O O BR
Y U N O
S C A BM
S H I AN
H A R ME
E D D AY
X-7. The other night, I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin
X-8. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben
C-1. Nostradamus takes a step outside, sees his shadow, predicts six more centuries of Renaissance.
C-2. Disclaimer at the end of Clash of the Titans: "no krakens were injured in the making of this movie."
C-3. Hell's Kitchen has fugu as secret ingredient. Would-be chefs whose customers die automatically lose.
C-4. Editor concealed message within innocuous ciphertext, employing system thematic to month. (buy Ovaltine)
C-5. OURS
C-6. Foreseeing vacancies, employment agency supervisor orders subordinate, "Fire when ready, Gridley."
C-7. Piratic ichthyologist stockpiled edentate tench. Churlish shadowy Wyandotte team ambush shook okapi.