1. ach/em/em
2. crudest, seductress
3. tulip, petal, leapt, letup, topple, plot
4. OURS
5. Ocean's 8
6. only, kneel
7. Hoosiers; shoo, rise
8. ring-a-levio (gal, nevi, Rio)
9. OURS
10. parables, parsable
11. female, senate, sanity, family
12. porphyry, free trade, portrayed
13. dark, halt, hilt, dirk
14. OURS
15. launch, nuchal
16. alphabet; ALpine, PHone, ABout, ETch
17. a(dumb/e)rate
18. tiny, irony
19. unclothe, luncheonette
20. burn the candle at both ends; dance hall/bank
21. OURS
22. lovest, stoveless, test-solve
23. season, noses, sinus
24. hiddenness, hi
25. XL, excel
26. sinker, riskiness
27. alarum, mural
28. slacker, kale Caesar
29. OURS
30. all(e)y
31. doorbell, bordello
32. fa(c)ulty
33. satiate, say she ate
34. streamlined, terminals, minerals, realism
35. sporting, pinot grigios
36. pre(c/v)ious; l(i/u)mber
37. ashore, horse's ass
38. scope, scoop, escape
39. Plut(k)o
40. (z)incite
41. bar(k/b)er
42. tea garden, Great Dane
43. withe Yes's crunch edify sis, Bela, Ted
44. lawyer, liar
45. steenbok, betokens
46. Sven against the bees
47. redacts, trade secret
48. Ar(chimed)es
49. OURS
50. sc(a/u)nner
51. Osman I, Omanis
52. stoat, toast; st(o)at
53. numb, number
54. Koran, Cairene, Typee's, topaz
55. (c/s)alamander
56. horned, rhododendron
57. unlayer, Yanny/Laurel
58. network, New York
59. Abel Tasman
60. folate, of late
61. altruism, ultraism
62. OURS
63. OURS
64. Minnesota
65. subtropical storm
F-1. NCPNMDNGHTDRR
MRFCSTRBRDG
NDRTHVLCN
LNLHRTS
CLRDT
DZS
N
F-2. FACTORS
ACROBAT
CRUELTY
TOENAIL
OBLASTI
RATITES
STYLIST
F-3. WXYZ TALC PLOD SCAB
AREA WXYZ EURO HALO
NAAN ALMA WXYZ OLLA
EYRE SEER SEXY WXYZ
F-4. THPRSTFHPPNSS
LLMNRCRTDQL
PDRSTTMNT
LLTHBST
DRMTM
MSS
C
F-5. OURS
F-6. C
HIS
MATCH
BARRAIL
SAILORHAT
GARDENPATHS
PULLEYS THAWS
MARTENS STEAL
DUBYA DANA
SETUP ETAS
DENEB PINT
ATALLEVENTS
STEELINGOT
SSVANDINE
TIMESTEP
F-7. ARGALA BELUGA BRACCO AMERCE OSTEAL
GASBAG LUCERN ACCEPT ERRATA TENPIN
LAAGER GARNER COPTER CETANE ALINES
F-8. MISHEAR PASCALS
ANTENNA ASTATIC
PLAGUES SHIRLEY
LAVERNE TENTAGE
EYELETS ENTASES
F-9. OURS
F-10. OURS
F-11. OURS
F-12. OURS
F-13. OURS
X-1. You can call any old s*** a Chinese proverb on the internet. Confucius
X-2. Errata: previous quote actually from Brendan O'Kane, posted in response to false Chinese proverb from Ivanka.
X-3. OURS
X-4. I slept as deeply as if my soul dimmed down to a single spark. W. Johnston
X-5. Perspective means having lived in a severe state of perception for some time. Hortense Calisher
X-6. That's the absurdity of Twitter. You can react without thinking now. Raoul Peck
C-1. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
C-2. Now they say: eat chocolate and avoid romaine lettuce. I've been training for this all my life!
C-3. Those who enjoy jumbo shrimp, wear tight slacks, and play baby grands should know that the plural is "oxymora."
C-4. He who sums every number through thirteen minimally overshoots cryptograms' authorizable capaciousness.
C-5. In Bible, table manners preceded fashion (fig leaf). Nude dude who'd viewed chewed food, stewed, booed "crude!"
C-6. Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes - but the statement itself is pangrammatic.
C-7. Biblical hero, sailor, information collector, apiarist keeps honey-producing insects in ark hives.