QED's puzzle from front cover: AULD LANG SYNE
1. near 'em sins, punk) it smother
2. health and well-being; wealth, and hell being
3. OURS
4. coined, coincidence; in code, coined, no dice
5. car(b)uncle
6. The Desolation of Smaug; ion, to, Olaf, S's, edema, thug
7. OURS
8. be(ref)t
9. Morley, Lesley
10. clarinet, (recalcitrant, cart)
11. cele(b)rity
12. telesti(ch)al
13. sphere, fierce
14. Bad Ems; German resort
15. OURS
16. OURS
17. wondered, erenow
18. masher, her, sacred, massacred
masher, her tiff, mastiff
19. carbon, (crab canon, can)
20. me Mexico's "horn" oft win, Alp. Has
21. one-under score
22. OURS
23. conundrum, corundum
24. (R)angers; (I)slanders
25. s(trop)py
26. casino, to Don
27. into doesn't ooze toupe-red assessors
28. Mount Price, motion picture
29. tortellini. Alliteration
30. tout le monde; T, out, lemon de
31. def(e/u)nd
32. Quonset, Kwanzaa
33. Languedoc, eau de cologne
34. Ferris, ferrous
35. leitmotifs, most flighty
36. OURS
37. gateau; gat eau
38. Pascal Obispo, Pablo Picasso
39. gray tapes, great apes
40. choir, require
41. Kay Kyser, Coke Zero
42. OURS
43. terminus, instruments
44. Lazenby, analyzable; dreaming, Dame Diana Rigg
45. Stephen King's Doctor Sleep
46. Fisht Olympic Stadium
47. honorees
48. Mayor of Toronto
F-1. VISAS
IMAGE
SAINT
AGNES
SETSFORTH
OPERA
RESAW
TRACK
HAWKS
F-2. ZCCHN
CLRBW
CRCKR
HBKKK
NWRKNWJRS
WXMSM
JMCRW
RSRCH
SMWHR
F-3. OURS
F-4. OURS
X-1. OURS
X-2. Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. Margaret Mitchell
X-3. The difference between Democrats and Republicans: when Republicans shut down the government, it's on purpose. Bill Maher
X-4. OURS
X-5. There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened. Adams
X-6. Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. Andy Rooney
X-7. OURS
X-8. Fear is often described as moral outrage. Judy Blume
X-9. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.
X-10. Mickey Mouse is now eighty-eight years old. He's gone from "It's a small world" to "It's an enlarged prostate". Craig Ferguson
X-11. I have CDO. That's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.
X-12.
C
B O N N| E T H S V I L L E
S E L A N| E Q U I N O X O E A
T E A S E| R E N E W S N A G B
O F M A R| I E G E S T E D G
C A I N D| E N V E R P A C E R
K Y A T S| R I V E R J U N E
I E M B R| O I L T A I L F G
N A I L E| N M O U T O P I A A
G Y N U P| D A T E D S T A R T
B E D R O| O M C C E Z A N N E
REFINENOELTOMAKESINGLE LONE
INFORMERSLEFTALSOBIGSHOT STAR
blue bonnet (margarine)
brownsville (port)
red river (waterway) Texas things
black gold (oil)
yellow rose (beauty)
ACROSS DOWN
T 1. BLUEBONNET 1. BLUESTOCKING
6. BROWNSVILLE 2. BEEF
11. ELAN 3. NASA
14. EQUINOX 4. EERIE
E 16. TEASER 5. HUE
17. BLACKEN 6. BROWNING
18. SNAG 7. SNEER
X 19. MARIGOLD 8. VOWS
20. EGESTED 9. LONE
21. CAIN (oil) O 10. LEADEN
A 23. DENVER 12. LAMIA (port)
24. PACER 13. NERDS (margarine)
26. KYATS L 15. AGGREGATE
27. RED RIVER 17. BLACK GOLD
29. JUNE O 20. EVIL
S 30. EMBRIOL (waterway) 22. AYE-AYE (beauty)
34. YELLOWTAIL R 24. PRATS
37. NAIL S 25. CULPA
38. MOROSE 27. REDONDO
40. UTOPIA 28. ETUDE
_ 41. UPDATED (_ = SPACE) 31. MIND
42. STAR 32. REPO
C 43. BEDROOM 33. IMAM
44. CEZANNE 34. YELLOW ROSE
35. IOTA
36. FIRN
39. OTC
X-13. SHOWERSPASS
TEARVUNRIPE
RELIANTINRE
ODOSPARSNIP
BESTOWEMITY
EDENRAMBLED
DISMAYAWARY
DMISTBITTEN
EASTERNITNA
AGHAFIDGETS
LEVIEDEETAT
TSARMERRILY
Old: 1A 16A 22A 24A 31A 32A 34A 3D 7D 8D 26D
New: 13A 14A 17A 19A 29A 33A 2D 6D 15D 21D 28D
Borrowed: 6A 9A 10A 11A 18A 27A 35A 36A 37A 1D 4D 12D 20D 23D 25D 30D
Blue: groom left at altar
C-1. Flat bases, crypts, poems, and messages that are hard to read? Must be this publication or a cemetery.
C-2. Man named Tate invents unreliable compass. Soon all discover that he who has a Tate's is lost.
C-3. What's so new about the "bitcoin?" They have been around for years...they are called quarters: "two bits," "four bits."
C-4. My big break, being cast in Delibes opera, ruined by laryngitis. Performance cancelled because they lack me.
C-5. Husband is making wife sign postnuptial agreement: if they divorce, she takes the pets and any teenagers.
C-6. Misguided attempt to broker peace: U.N. banquet serves halal felafel meal with kosher deli meats.
C-7. Boys glue purple grape gumdrops inside cardboard diorama depicting California vineyards.