1. Hank Pym, hanky, PM
2. Clyde Tombaugh, Gotham Comedy Club
3. Andreas' sure wit: "Zany; and reassure Witz: "Any
4. mayonnaise (MAY on N, A is E)
5. mustard (Dr. at sum)
6. IMO, OMI
7. OURS
8. hated, Texas (death, taxes)
9. me gad on the road less; megadont hero. Adless
10. Noah, NaOH
11. as I report - I mean, dinner's now
12. ligaments, smelling salts
13. Koksoak, as
14. west England, sweat gland, teenage wasteland
15. levitation, novel
16. Gordie, didgeridoo
17. OURS
18. A fest ravels (safe travels)
19. Velcro, clover
20. Bolshevik Party, Elvis Presley's "Heartbreak Hotel"
21. fortissimi
22. hashish, sheesh
23. Ash/urban/i/pal, Me/so/pot/am/i/an
24. TOMsk, ORsk, ROWLing, ANDes; Tomorrowland
25. time card incriminated
26. lack of ram, rack of lamb
27. OURS
28. hearts, street theater
29. untirable, turbellarian, "Rule Britannia"
30. Parsee, parsed
31. live-in, villain
32. Walt Disney Corp., Star Wars Encyclopedia
33. golden oldies, sing
34. abhor style, she sells seashells by the seashore
35. course, source, successor
36. soda pop era, soap opera
37. Donat's, dos and dont's
38. Camino, cocainomaniac
39. twilight (T w. I light)
40. OURS
41. Hun foam, Fun Home
42. shiatsu, shih tzu
43. faction, notification
44. mystical, cataclysmic
45. visitor center; sit
46. quinine, DOA, quinoa, dine
47. Dies Irae, ear. Is "Eid
48. lemonade, Le Monde
49. rebuttal, rental (but to n); Hale, HAL (cut e)
50. meets a pastor, pizza master
51. (c/t)umulus
52. knotty, naughty; yon, yawn
53. ma(que)tte
54. entire, enteron
55. Pyramid of the Sun, United States Department of the Treasury
56. (m)igraine
57. Cameron, camera
58. then in this truck (the ninth I struck)
59. safety, patron (spa after toy, N)
60. OURS
61. peat oven is on, pea-to-venison
62. luck of the draw, fathered out of wedlock, crawl out of the woodwork
63. OURS
64. the Alaskan cruise ship
65. House of Cards starring Kevin Spacey
66. in search of a unified field theory
67. math.uchicago.edu/~wald
68. Grand Central Station
69. Ballers with Dwayne Johnson
F-1. A C I D R A I N
D O G E A R S
V O N A G E
E K I N G
N I T S
T E E
U M
B R O
S E E N
B L I S S
P O I R O T
C O S T U M E
F O R E S T E R
F-2. D D D D D D D
D R E A R E R
D E R M A T O
D A M A G E S
D R A G O N S
D E T E N T E
D R O S S E S
F-3. GLDBRGVRTNS
MNLGHTSNT
STBTMTR
VRGNL
GHD
T
F-4. R I P M A S O
I S O G O N I C
P O D O L I T E
G O M E R E L
M O L E H I L L
A N I R I D I A
S I T E L I S T
O C E L L A T E
F-5. PRMTR promoter, perimeter, premature
RBTNG orbiting, rebooting, rebating
MTRMN motorman, matrimony, metermania
TNMNT tenement, ten-minute, atonement
RGNTS regents, originates, Argonauts
F-6. T A P I S S I E R
A B A S H O
P A U L I U
I S L E T S
S H I T E P O K E
S P U R I M
I O R A T E
E K I T A N
R O U S E M E N T
F-7. OURS
F-8. OURS
F-9. HEEDS
EGRET
ERICA
DECOR
START
F-10. OURS
X-1. Real sleep. The kind that wraps all thoughts in black. Peter May
X-2. The more zeros in the price of a government program, the less Congressional scrutiny it receives.
X-3. OURS
X-4. A ratio of failures is built into the process of writing. The wastebasket has evolved for a reason. M. Atwood
X-5. The real question is not whether machines think, but whether men do. B. F. Skinner
X-6. Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor. Laurence J. Peter
X-7. There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike: information and wit. S. Leacock
X-8. Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule. Stephen King
X-9. OURS
X-10. The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
X-11. J O S E P H T B O N D S
U N E A R T H A X I I I
N U T S O A R R A N G E
I S S S W O O N S J I V
P R A I R I E S T A T E
E X I T E D S W E F A V
R S L I S P P A E L L A
P A I N T R O L L E R S
L N N S L O W L Y X A T
A D D R E S S O L U C E
Y O U R R I N W A R D S
A S S I S T A S P E C T
X-12. H O W T H E G R I N C H S
X R A Y C A W S N M O S T
A I M P O S E A H A S T O
R E T E P E N D A N T U L
O L I B I D O D L O U P E
L I N G E R S H E R O I C
E G G D R S E U S S E D H
H O N E S T T H E O D O R
T B O N E A G E I S E L I
T B M A N K I N D K R I S
A L O R S E D I E O U T T
H E R S E S E A L S P A M
E H T N I T A C E H T S A
C-1. Let's say a fox asked me to help him seal the area around his bathtub. Why, sure, I'd caulk a while for a mammal.
C-2. A joke: "Horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, 'Why the long face?'" That's a good joke because a horse has a long face.
C-3. OURS
C-4. Pharmacist recommends effective inexpensive over-the-counter treatment for worrywarts: Calm-Down W.
C-5. Chubby cheap catering clients consider calorie count, cost crucial. Conceited chefs cringe.
C-6. Orlando aquarium fundraiser generates millions, enabling stupendous multiporpoise facility.
C-7. Lucky neophyte archeologist discovers remote village buried under ancient volcano caldera.