1. LAN desk ape smiled ('land' escapes mild)
2. wins tea. Do fans (W instead of an S)
3. OURS
4. OURS
5. dregs of humanity, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
6. confit, Con fit
7. saltine, entails
8. fascinate (F as C, IN at E)
9. eight undistinguished
10. count rye as tofu, neat Eno
11. predate, predator
12. OURS
13. OURS
14. goalie, aglio e olio, Galileo Galilei
15. extraneous
16. discus, discuss
17. column Y, calumny
18. Newark Airport, err, care, poor, newt
19. least, Seattle, tasteless, tattletales
20. Ymir, rimy
21. not on your life, lot on your knife
22. Xmas: "the spork, T"
23. OURS
24. OURS
25. chimpanzee, tape, chime, Tappan Zee
26. Cana(da D)ry
27. aegises, syzygy
28. restring, West Wing
29. grounds, gerunds
30. par(don)able
31. leftover rissoles (left, over R, is sole S)
32. (c)holla
33. pro-machine, American Pharoah
34. OURS
35. OURS
36. lycanthropes, Seton Hall Preparatory School
37. tenors, testosterone
38. auk, awkward
39. bile. I neaten
40. acute accent, nu
41. rat race, retrace
42. (Aga)(mem)(non)'s t(rir)(eme) are; stare
43. po(s)t
44. teasingly, easy listening
45. TWELVE is anteromedial. HANG is ankles. top reads TERMINAL DELETION (8) wich is b(ankles)s. LETTER BANKLESS is anteromedial, terminal deletion
46. uni, uniform
47. OURS
48. OURS
49. Manfred S. Lubowitz, first U.S. Ambassador to New Zealand
50. Thomas Arundel, sound the alarm
51. deer tick, kit. Read
52. moo/rage
53. back bacon, Back Bay con
54. cedar, seeder
55. cute battle-ax, Butte Cadillacs
56. banjo, ban Joe
57. OURS
58. sans (S, an S), press (pre-S, S)
59. OURS
60. app(e)al
61. Ataturk, stature
62. humanest, The Stunt Man
63. elasmobranch; sale, mob, ranch
64. the Oscars ceremony
65. after, future
66. ma(r)sala
67. vibes, ideas: even (VI beside a seven)
68. limeade, brick, Limerick, bade
69. t(r)opical
70. earshot, heart-to-hearts, The Rose Tattoo
71. Miley, Molly
72. OURS
73. three songs, see throngs
74. autoignition (no I, T in GIOTUA)
75. OURS
76. OURS
77. medical marihuana
78. discourteous
79. Misty Copeland
80. notification
81. conservatives, liberals
82. imitation
83. OURS
F-1. VS
MNKN
DRTHDX
HPXLGMNN
SXTNTHCNTR
F-2. OURS
F-3. AGROPE
GUERRY
REGGAE
ORGUIL
PRAISE
EYELET
F-4. MTHRS
THRSM
HRSMT
RSMTH
SMTHR
F-5. EEEEEEE
EINGANG
ENDORSE
EGOISTS
EARSHOT
ENSTORE
EGESTED
F-6. TPFTHCBRG
HTHRNDN
HNDCR
DRD
T
F-7. HOLO PHRA STIC
PHRA SEMA KERS
STIC KERS HOCK
X-1. Never pray for justice, because you might get some. M. Atwood
X-2. ...cannot stand two types of people: those who believe in astrology, and Capricorns
X-3. Money isn't everything, but it's a long way ahead of what comes next. Edmund Stockdale
X-4. What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon? Jerry Seinfeld
X-5. If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? Lily Tomlin
X-6. Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity. Will Smith
X-7. I dream of a world where a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned.
X-8. P I L G R I M C O M I C S
E O O E A U N T
D O W N U N D E R T U D O R
A L T U D S I E
L E A N E S S E N T I A L S
S N A N R S
A D A G E S T H I R S T
E R P T
T R A I N S A B S O R B
A D U B A R
S P O I L S P O R T A N T I
L A O P I S G N
A T T I C E N D A N G E R S
N E K R G A R E
T H R U S T E X P O S E D
C-1. A poplolly is a lovely maiden or pretty lass,according to the book Poplollies and Bellibones
C-2. New York minute: the nanosecond between a traffic light turning green and the cab behind you honking.
C-3. OURS
C-4. Rock fans, come hear Styx play hits like "Babe," plus "Come Sail Away" next week, Orem Town Hall. Don't miss this show!
C-5. Alaskan island licensing authority calls falsely advertised ophthalmologist "optical Aleutian."
C-6. Exactly thirteen years before my birth, the great September hurricane of thirty-eight struck New England.
C-7. Making alphabetical cipher letter order match frequency order would help solve, but only if known before.