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skit for cartoon
CHICANO GENIE
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A Mexicana was walking along when she stumbled upon a cerveza bottle.
A Genie appeared. The Genie told her he would grant her 'ONE' wish.
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She said to the Genie, "I heard that I could get three wishes if I ever found a Genie."
The Genie said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie So..que quieres?"
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The lady said, "I want Peace in the Middle East . See this map?
I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.
It will bring world peace and harmony.
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The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! BE REASONABLE!.....
Those fools have pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years.
I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done.
Make another wish and please be reasonable."
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The lady thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man.
I want a Mexican boyfriend....You know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa.
I want him to be great in bed and get along con mi familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me.
That's what I wish for....a good Mexican man!"
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The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said,
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"Chingada vieja!!!......Let me see that pinchi map again!