Frequently Asked Questions

Are we there yet?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Want fries with that?

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Why is the sky blue?

Daddy, where do babies come from?

Who’s on first?

How do you like them apples?

Will it really stick like that if I make a funny face?

Are you sitting comfortably?

Have you tried rebooting?

Who wears the pants of this family?

Are we going to be tested on this?

What happens if you swallow chewing gum?

If an airplane crashes on the border between Iraq and Iran, where would they bury the survivors?

What is the meaning of life?

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


What’s love got to do with it?

Why are we here?

Why are you here?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Why do people ask dumb questions?

If a train is traveling to Toledo from Santa Fe at 61 miles per hour, and the conductor had garlic bread for lunch, how many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Are you going to eat that?



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