Nadeko: It's time for the top 5 levels! Who will claim the throne for the best level of 2018!? I'm your friendly bitch guest, Nadeko, and I'm going to begrudgingly announce the results!
What the heck is this? A three way tie for third place? Anyways, congrats to [PTB10] Ascension, [Cthulol] Fracture Ray, and [Tonedead] HAELEQUIN for all receiving 9 votes! 9, 9, 9... oh shoot is there going to be 9 doors on a sinking ship?!
Another PTB10 Chart is on top? Well that's to be expected, huh? [PTB10] HEADROOM WITH PLEASANT RHYTHM takes 2nd with 11 votes! So that means...
[Mysterious Lord X] Interference is 1st place in the Levels category, with a whopping 17 votes!!! But seriously, who the fuck is Mysterious Lord X. Not even the mods of Cytoid know.
Nadeko: Well, let's just move on to Charters now and see which ones are the winner and which ones are the luser.
Luna Flina at 5th with 10 votes? Congratulations are in order for making this far.
Let Mekko do it, because Mekko has 12 votes, placing... ahh fuck it. Let Mekko do it.
Also no one overlook the fact that I accidentally spelled ToneDeaf as ToneDead
... as he is third with 13 votes.
I'm getting strong deja vu vibes as PTB10 scores another second place hit with 14 votes! Man, if this Mysterious Lord X is first, i'll be so dam-
Wait, Cthulol is first? WHOA! 22 VOTES!!! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE, CONGRATS BRO!
Nadeko: Now let's see the top 6 most horrible people here.
Three way tie... at 4th is Lumixanth, TigerHix, and Wanderer Zariq! Seriously, shouldn't Tiger be first? Oh well, guess he isn't as scummy as the rest of us.
Is it appropriate for a god to be placed 3rd? Because Tento did exactly that, with 12 votes.
Also... ehh, let Mekko announce that he is 2nd with 13 votes.
Cytoid's worst person award goes to... wait there has to be a mistake here? It can't possibly be Cinamyn, right? I mean, who voted him 20 times? He's not that horrible to be honest.
Nadeko: At 5th is Octopus tournaments... also at 4th is April Fools Day chaos. Ranging from constant server icon changes and ping spamming Bomb over 700 times, April Fools Day deserves a rightful place here.
The first official(?) Cytoid Event Halloween Event ARG is 3rd place with 13 vot- hang on. 13... Reverse it and- OH SHIT!
Say it with me now.
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA (14 votes)
This makes Thonk and Thynk 1st place with 20 votes!! I am just a lowly bot, please add reactions to this message.
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[Mysterious Lord X] Interference (17 votes)
[PTB10] HEADROOM WITH PLEASANT RHYTHM (11 votes)
[PTB10] Ascension (9 votes)
[Cthulol] Fracture Ray (9 votes)
[Tonedeaf] HAELEQUIN (9 votes)
[suconh] I (7 votes)
[Mekko] Royal Judgement (7 votes)
[Plasma888] Siva (7 votes)
[Luna Flina] Happppy Song (6 votes)
[Luna Flina] ネクロファンタジア (Necrofantasia) (6 votes)
[Cthulol] Palpitation (4 votes)
[Lumixanth] My life is for you (3 votes)
[Lumixanth] Partenza (1 votes)
Cthulol (22 votes)
PTB10 (14 votes)
ToneDeaf (13 votes)
Mekko (12 votes)
Luna Flina (10 votes)
Tar1412 (9 votes)
TheBombMan (5 votes)
Cinamyn (4 votes)
Pit-Stain (4 votes)
Lumixanth (3 votes)
Cinamyn (20 votes)
Mekko (13 votes)
Tento (12 votes)
Lumixanth (10 votes)
TigerHix (10 votes)
Wanderer Zariq (10 votes)
PTB10 (8 votes)
TheBombMan (7 votes)
Fizzest (3 votes)
Melodion (2 votes)
:thonk: and :thynk: (20 votes)
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA (14 votes)
Halloween Event ARG (13 votes)
April Fools Day chaos (9 votes)
Octopus Tournaments (9 votes)
Charting Contests (8 votes)
ITS CHRISTMAS (8 votes)
Zariq's Debt / :owo: debt (6 votes)
The Nadeko Court Trials (5 votes)
Twizzy being banned... over and over. (4 votes)