Synopsis of Schools
Harvard: We da best.
MIT: Regressions!
Stanford: Coming for you, Harvard.
Wharton: No comment.
Princeton: Whatever you are, be a good one.
Chicago: MIT sucks!
Berkeley: Underrated.
Yale: We're actually smarter than you
Penn: Methodology over usefulness
Columbia: Death to applied micro...
UCSD: A Princeton franchise: whatever you are, be a good one