Synopsis of Schools

Harvard: We da best.

MIT: Regressions!

Stanford: Coming for you, Harvard.

Wharton: No comment.

Princeton: Whatever you are, be a good one.

Chicago: MIT sucks!

Berkeley: Underrated.

Yale: We're actually smarter than you

Penn: Methodology over usefulness

Columbia: Death to applied micro...

UCSD: A Princeton franchise: whatever you are, be a good one