When did you last see Rachelle?
At dinner, at around 6:00 or 6:30 pm.
Where on the ship were you when Rachelle was killed?
In my room. I didn't go to the party, I just stayed in my room and was doing work.
Are you in Rachelle's will?
I doubt it.
Do you know where her money is kept?
I know that she didn't ask me to handle her finances, she asked her ditsy friend Brittany.
Did you see Rachelle after she left the party?
No, I stayed in my room.
What time did you go to bed on Saturday?
I didn't go to bed until 2 or 3 am because I was working on a big project.
What was the big project?
It's a software program for a client but I'm not allowed to talk about it too much.
Did you see anything suspicious last night?
It's my family. Everything is questionable.
Why do you think someone killed Rachelle?
Why else would someone kill miss perfect. They wanted her money that she wouldn't share.
Did you kill Rachelle?
I wasn't crazy about my sister, but I'm not insane. I couldn't hurt a fly.
How was your relationship with Rachelle?
Boy, let's see. The last time we saw each other she totally blew me off and gave me no money for my start-up company. The time before that, she had an allergic reaction to Pesky and told me to "get rid of that mangy thing!" We were not, what you would call, close. She tolerated me, I tolerated her.
Where was Pesky during the party?
Why, do you think Pesky killed my sister? He was with me.
Did you bring cat medicine with you?
Yes.
Why did you decide to go on the cruise?
Honestly, I thought there was a chance I could convince Rachelle to loan me the money for my business.
Did you have fun on the cruise?
Did I have fun?! You mean was it fun to get on a boat with my family and then find out someone killed my sister?
Do you know if you were in Rachelle's will?
I can't imagine that I was. She didn't really want me to be successful, and I can't imagine her wanting that after she died.
Are you closer to Rachelle than other family members?
I'm not close with any of those wackos.
What happened to your box of cat medicine?
I gave the medicine to Pesky and dumped the empty box in the trash.
Did you know of anyone else who had medicines or chemicals on the trip?
With my family, I suspect a lot of people.