The Return of the McRib

Fellow students of Hackettstown High School, THE MCRIB IS RETURNING! The heartbreaking news was brought on upon us in 2022 that the McRib was getting discontinued; but our broken hearts have been sealed in 2023 by the tangy BBQ sauce put on top of the McRib. This supreme sandwich is a beacon of hope during this saddening winter season, like Superman is to Metropolis in their troubling times. As the McRib returns to restaurants around the world this November - mark your calendars. This delectable sandwich made of boneless pork dipped in tangy BBQ sauce, on a hoagie roll with onions and pickles has my stomach growling just thinking of it. So, as I sit in front of this McDonalds with McRib in hand finishing this article, I encourage you to get this generation-defining sandwich before it is too late. 

*Not sponsored by McDonalds, yet :(