Still puzzling my way through the teen years... and taking no prisoners apparently!

A d*ck is not a magic wand

though many think it is

and having one, it's safe to say

is bottom of my list

I'm proud to be a woman

I know I have a brain

If I ever "leave it to a man"

You'll know I've gone insane

Equality's the concept here

so let him do his bit

but just make sure you're in control

and don't take any sh*t

so if his ego takes up too much room

or he begins to smell

or his attitude gets up your nose

tell him to go to HELL