Why, I oughtta... looks like someone annoyed me in my teens!

Youre a d*ckhead, a sh*tface

a git and a tosser

a bastard, a scumbag

and a horrible kisser

I'm far better off

doing some work

than wasting my time 

mooning over a jerk

it's all been your fault

you can take all the credit

you're a sad boring bastard

and arrogant with it.