Between lectures at Uni, a horrible smell of drains was invading my consciousness, so I wrote this.
A medical text book photo I'd seen at someone's party got an honorable mention, too!
My lovely little turtle poo
you really do me proud
the way you climb the lavatory
while singing very loud
Your gentle fragrance winds around
the old Saint Marky's flats
then sidles down the drains again
to join the other pats
Oh dung of a small reptile
of smells which make us frown
with irridescent mottled green
and lumpy bits of brown
It reminds me of that gall bladder
with colours just like rust
the ooziness and squishyness
and all that pungent pus