May Jokes by Gunur Ross
1.I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage,
But I lost my case.
2.Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
3.I had a joke about paper today,
It was tearable.
4.What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison.
5.What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here, I'll go on a head.
6.How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
7.Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
8.Why did the robber jump in the shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
9.What kind of music do bubbles hate?
Pop.
10.Why did the bullet lose its job?
It got fired.