Almanac

SchulMart Almanac

& Book of Facts About SchulMart!

INTRODUCTION

SchulMart was founded in 1991 with the motto "The best store for the best students." From its initial group of fifth graders, SchulMart has expanded to have shoppers in grades three through nine. Mr. Stampy - the man, the myth, the legend - is the mythohistorical figure known to all as the founder of SchulMart. From its origins in Tennessee, SchulMart has expanded its reach regionally, nationally, and around the world. To know SchulMart is to love SchulMart. Those who know SchulMart love SchulMart. Those who don't know SchulMart... they love SchulMart from afar.

GEOGRAPHY

CLIMATE: Moderately well air conditioned

NATURAL RESOURCES: Naughtonium, Consequencium, Oreos, LD4U

TERRAIN: Tiled

LOCATIONS: Store locator, Belize locations

POPULATION

POPULATION: 3,440 shoppers

NATIONALITY: Shopper (plural- Shoppers) Note: SchulMart Shoppers can be identified by their SchulMart VIC Cards.

DEMOGRAPHIC PROFILE: The youngest shoppers are in 8th grade and the oldest are now almost 40 years old

LANGUAGES: English, Stampish, Consequencian

LITERACY RATE

LITERACY: 100%

EDUCATION: Compulsory... very compulsory.

EDUCATION - SCHOLARSHIPS: Class of 2019 has set a new record, $461,100 and counting.

UNIVERSITIES: Schulman State University, SchulMart Institute of Technology, LD Table College

GOVERNMENT

OFFICIAL NAME: SchulMart

GOVERNMENT TYPE: Schulmocracy, administered by the SchulMart Board of Directors

LEADER: Mr. Stampy, CEO of SchulMart

CAPITAL: Stampy City

ESTABLISHMENT DATE: 19 August 1991

NATIONAL HOLIDAY: 14 Schulmanuary

LEGAL SYSTEM: LD4U

FLAG: (click it; it's animated)

NATIONAL ANTHEM: O Schulman Day

ECONOMY

AGRICULTURAL PRODUCTS: Oreos, Giant Cat Pizzas

INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTS: SchulMart Merch, Stampy Accessories, LD with Sprinkles

IMPORTS: Assignments, Tissues, Colored Pencils

EXPORTS: SchulMart Merch, Graduates, Oreos, Cat Pizzas

ENERGY

HYDROPOWER: SchulmAquatics

ENERGY PRODUCTION: SchulMart Energy

COMMUNICATIONS

CHANNEL: SchulMart TV

YOUTUBE: SchulMart Channel

MEDIA: SchulMedia

TRANSPORTATION

AIRPORT: Get To Work International Airport, Kermit International Airport

AIRLINES: Stampy Airlines

SPORTS & ENTERTAINMENT

International Sports: Schulympics

SchulMart Championships: Schulper Bowl

SchulMart Sponsored Teams: Racing, Hockey, Soccer, Baseball, Skateboarding, and more...

CULTURE

FILM: SchulMart Film festival

MUSEUMS: SchulMart Museum

ZOOS: Tiktaalik Petting Zoo

SPECIAL EVENTS: Schulper Bowl, Schulman Cat Day, Turtle Appreciation Day, Kermit Appreciation Day, Schulman de Mayo, Schulympics, Schulmanifest, SchulMart sponsored concerts and contests

GAMES: Games, sponsored by SchulMart, include the Adventures of the Schulmanosaurus