Movie Review Rating Scale

< 1 : So bad it makes monkeys scream. Below "so bad it's good" level. Zero budget DIY stuff. Just awful and a waste of your time.

1 - 4 : Bad, makes monkeys sad. May have one or two bits that are OK. This includes the very bottom of the "so bad it's good" level.

5-6 : Decent. Monkeys are begging for "something" (plot, FX, dialogue, etc.) more to push it into good territory. The upper level of "so bad it's good."

7-9 : Good. Makes monkeys happy.

10 : Curious George Level. Does anything else need be said?